How do I properly praise China?

[Alligator Alcatraz]

I feel like i'm not doing enough praising the great, glorious, and correct Community Party of Chins.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Try your best to take on traits that the Chinese have, I like to copy Mr.Yunioshi played by Mickey Rooney in breakfast at Tiffany's. I know he's meant to be Japanese, but they all look and act the same so that shouldn't really matter.

 

[skykiii]

"Ah China, the greatest country--just look at their body count!"

 

[batterybee]

China trolls muslims which is pretty based, good job china

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Kick toddlers, breathe in coal dust and eat people’s pets

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

order some takeout

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Burn any Winnie the Poo books, DVDs, and merch and chant "NOTHING HAPPENED AT TIENANMEN SQUARE ON 04-JUN-1989!"

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

china number one, the ol' reliable

 

[Orkney]

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[Patrick Bait-man]

Invade Taiwan.

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

I feel like i'm not doing enough praising the great, glorious, and correct Community Party of Chins.

Just do like I do and periodically find threads where people are taking things way too seriously and casually remind them that Chinese Taipei belongs to the CCP.

 

[WelperHelper99]

By launching the nukes and ending the suffering

 

[The Backwards Man]

Get your hand ripped off my an escalator as a sacrificial offer
For china

 

[SandyCat]

Change your avatar to some chink soda

 

[Day Drinking]

Unsurprisingly, the best way to show praise for China also helps drastically lower your carbon emissions. AI would also approve.

 

[Moths]

Provide cheap labor and praise government for opportunity like good citizen