how do i obtain a yandere gf?

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

i recently saw this video

and i read the comments

and it got me thinking this is exactly what i want in a girlfriend where do i find one?

 

[BirdUp]

get hit by a truck

 

[purpleflurp]

Find a woman that listens to Melanie Martinez and runs a tumblr askblog. She'll likely kill the both of you in a murder-suicide, so the world will be down two spergs inshallah.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Find a woman that listens to Melanie Martinez and runs a tumblr askblog. She'll likely kill the both of you in a murder-suicide, so the world will be down two spergs inshallah.

brillant idea ive gotta go on tumblr

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Hang around mental health clinics, maybe even check yourself into one if they let you hang around other patients. Find a girl who is dealing with one or some combination of borderline personality, codependency, anxiety, and OCD.

 

[Named User]

Spend years coding a “Yandere Simulator”

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Find a woman that listens to Melanie Martinez and runs a tumblr askblog. She'll likely kill the both of you in a murder-suicide, so the world will be down two spergs inshallah.

i was gonna make one but i need a cool blog name got any suggestions im thinking something mysterious yet unique kinda like vordrak

 

[Moths]

You dont
They acquire you my man

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

You dont
They acquire you my man

let me rephrase it where can they acquire me

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

1. Become homeless
2. Get addicted to crack
3. Start dating a crack whore

 

[Moths]

let me rephrase it where can they acquire me

Be nice to mentally unstable women and one of them will eventually form an unhealthy obsession with you

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Be nice to mentally unstable women and one of them will eventually form an unhealthy obsession with you

but where do i find these mentally unstable women?

 

[Moths]

but where do i find these mentally unstable women?

They are among us in everyday life

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I don't remember what that weeb term refers to.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

They are among us in everyday life

like where?

I don't remember what that weeb term refers to.

basically a girl whos obessed with their senpai or lover to a psychotic degree

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

Move to LA and become a live streamer.

 

[A Gay Retard]

What is yandere I’m not looking it up

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

What is yandere I’m not looking it up

a Japanese archetype used to define a character whose love, admiration, and devotion is so strong that it is expressed as an excessive obsession and possessiveness. They are often seen as characters that are crazily in love with someone.

 

[A Gay Retard]

a Japanese archetype used to define a character whose love, admiration, and devotion is so strong that it is expressed as an excessive obsession and possessiveness. They are often seen as characters that are crazily in love with someone.

Oh you mean women

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Oh you mean women

yes and i need a women