How do I make my dick bigger?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I tied my dick to the ceiling fan and jumped from a chair but it just made the ceiling fan fall on top of me.

 

[rrtyui]

Tie the head to a doorknob and get your mom to slam the door shut super quick

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Talk to your doctor about enlarging your penis. Do not trust Kiwis, we’re all psycho.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Shrink everything else.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Mine usually gets bigger when I read Bargain Bin Laden Q&A threads.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Losing the Santa gut will make it look bigger. alternately you could steal one from someone else and sew it on your pelvis

 

[Not a bee]

God fucking DAMMIT BARGAIN

 

[SNU]

By getting an erection

 

[CEO of Husbandos]

commit auto fellatio until reaching the ideal size

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

inject it with helium

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Take shady pills sold on porn sites, be sure to double the dose because they cheap out on the potency.