How do I learn to dodge?

[GratsTheat783]

I went for a country walk recently when an elevator fell down on me, crushing all of my bones. On my way to the hospital, I was unfortunate enough to walk into an ongoing shootout, where I was hit several times before falling over. One of the guys came over and looking over my mangled body, said "Maybe you should learn to dodge next time, retard." Then he fired several clips worth of bullets directly into my gut. I'm fine now, I went to the hospital and got some plastic surgery (some of my bones were broken beyond repair so they replaced them with plastic bottles instead), but how do I learn to dodge so this doesn't happen in future?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Lurk more.

 

[Tablet County]

I don't know but whatever you do, don't train with Piccolo.

 

[Spud]

You gotta level Adaptability, it gives your rolls more i-frames.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Have someone throw wrenches at you. If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Have someone throw wrenches at you. If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.

Drink your own urine helps too

 

[Grub]

As far as I know life uses a skill based levelling system. The more you use a skill, the more it levels up. You've just gotta let yourself get attacked during random encounters and eventually your dodge level will increase.

 

[Mac Monster]

Buy a Dodge Ram.

 

[Glory To Arztotska]

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Then he fired several clips worth of bullets directly into my gut. I'm fine now,

Did they use a bolt action, a broomhandle Mauser or that weird new keltac pistol?

 

[GratsTheat783]

Did they use a bolt action, a broomhandle Mauser or that weird new keltac pistol?

I think it was fully automatic, but he might have been shooting really fast as well.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Funny, im reading tomorrow Joe and the hole chapter is about Joe learning to dodge uppercuts. Still gets punched and bloodied.