how do i learn negromancy

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Listen closely, for I shall tell you the secret incantation which holds great power. Once uttered, you will become the greatest negronancer to ever live. Prepare yourself, OP, and listen well.

“Mup da doo didda po mo gub dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga!”
Listen closely, for I shall tell you the secret incantation which holds great power. Once uttered, you will become the greatest negronancer to ever live. Prepare yourself, OP, and listen well.

“Mup da doo didda po mo gub dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga!”
 
Steal KFC, menthol cigarettes, watermelon slices, and a handgun with bullets. Make a circle with the watermelon slices, form a pentagram with the menthol cigarettes within the circle, and then set the bucket of KFC in the middle.

Now, take a knee just like Colin Kaepernick, and chant "St. Floyd dindu nuffn" for 9 minutes & 29 seconds (as long as Floyd was knelt upon). After that, via ventriloquism say "Hands up! Don't shoot!", then mag dump the bucket of KFC.

Congratulations, the spirit of every Black kang murdered in cold blood by racist pigs will rise to be your slav...er, servants. Allies? Allies. None meet this criteria though.
 
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Careful, OP. You could get possessed.

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