How do I hide? - A message to all kiwis

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Dear KiwiFarms posters,
I am increasingly worried that I will be found and extradited to the Hague for the crime of posting on this site. I know that this may just be paranoia, but I have been hearing helicopters fly over my location every ten minutes. When I sleep I see a searchlight focus on my window every hour. They are following me, I know it. How do I hide from them?

Sincerely,
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Solución
Moths
you can't hide you can still run though

Should the searchlight stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.
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I’m hiding... under your bed.
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A little kinky, I know.
 
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