How do I hack Reddit?????????????????

[mario if smoke weed]

I'm tired of that fucking site and want to burn it down... burn the whole site down, down to the gwound.

How can I make those soyboy, neckbeard, Funko-collecting, left-leaning, bug-eating, pod-living, ass-kissing, dick-loving, pants-shitting, top-hatted, mongoloid cuck-traggots pay? I won't sleep until all those commies are crying and/or soiling. God Jesus told me in a dream this is my holy mission and I must accomplish it before I die. Please help a n***a out, /pol/.

This is the enemy... know his face.

 

[libRT]

With an axe

 

[Larkin N Likin]

Well, I wouldn't know, but the fine gentleman at r/hacking might be able to point you in the right direction.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

be a tranny, then you can be a janny and fuck reddit up

 

[King Fructose]

You’d be much more effective using social engineering to hack that crowd that anything else

 

[Thumb Butler]

You beat of your wife and any kids you might have, leave her to play with girlcocks, troon out (very important!), then become a super mod on Reddit.

Now, feel free to hack and delete anything and anyone as you please. Free speech at work.

 

[Black Simp Bellamy]

You’d be much more effective using social engineering to hack that crowd that anything else

Probably the dumbest idea I've ever heard, everybody knows people who use reddit have no social skills of which to engineer.

 

[New Year's Sperg]

Ask the famous hacker known as 4chan, he might help you out, fellow Redditor.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Word on the street is this road leads to the J. Edgar Hoover building.

 

[mr.moon1488]

I was going to make a joke about this, but there have actually been quite a few plebbitor's that have gotten their accounts hacked before.

 

[Bathsalts]

Start taking estrogen and wearing stripped thigh highs it'll give you the edge yuo'll need to penetrate deep in to the enemy's territory.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Ask the famous hacker known as 4chan, he might help you out, fellow Redditor.

If Mr. Chan was so great at hacking, why hasn't he taken Reddit down already, hmm?

 

[ClipBitch]

If there's no internet there are no redditors. You now know what you have to do.

 

[KittyGremlin]

catfish the admins for nudes, then blackmail them (release nudes anyway)

 

[lolnah]

Reddit is already trying to burn itself to the ground with infighting and retardation

Idk what a pic of Baked Alaska has to do with this though