How do I hack into kiwifarms and take control of the site?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Tiel

 

[PonderosaPete]

Delet system 32 on your computer. Ur welcome.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Just ask josh nicely

 

[Kosher Dill]

Find a bug in the goddamned chat, that's what everyone else does.

 

[Coelacanth]

Post your bank account details. It'll cause a glitch in the database and give you owner privileges.

 

[Super Shiro]

If Null is 15 minutes late to his weekly MATI streams you're legally allowed to take control of the site, it's the law.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Become the CEO of Cogent apparently.

 

[The Internet Dick]

It's just like the movies. You hook your laptop into the port of a random server or splice into a stray cable in the basement of a corporate or government building somewhere, type randomly on a keyboard for a few seconds, and then announce, "I'm in!"

 

[Something Awful]

Pay a Kurdish hacker child $500 in crypto to do it for you.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

im in your area
im in
your area

 

[I'm Retarded?]

im in your area
im in
your area

I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Honeypot, basically you have to get really, really fat preferably by filming your self eating grotesque amounts of food. You also need to act retarded to get his attention, so just be your self. Once you leave your black visa bf or maid lesbain he'll strike and you'll just need to marry him, don't worry this is temporary. In the divorce you claim half the site and half his pizza with the only downside being a sad, sad josh.

 

[soyjersh]

a basic attempt would be searching for LFI exploits and gaining RCE through PHP wrappers like php://filter or php://input, but both are likely disabled. Another could involve XXE or XSS injections over DNS or HTTP. Tools like Nikto or Burpsuite if you're a skiddie will do you well if you know basic networking terminal commands like ifconfig or whois.

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

a basic attempt would be searching for LFI exploits and gaining RCE through PHP wrappers like php://filter or php://input, but both are likely disabled. Another could involve XXE or XSS injections over DNS or HTTP. Tools like Nikto or Burpsuite if you're a skiddie will do you well if you know basic networking terminal commands like ifconfig or whois.

what about the skibidi toilet exploit?

 

[Named User]

1. Inspect the page source
2. Copy the code
3. Paste into a text file
4. Save text file
5. Delete text file

 

[soyjersh]

what about the skibidi toilet exploit?

That one only works if you've got the extra hacker chromosome in your genes and you look like quasimodo from the hunchback of notre dame had his face caved in with a hammer.

 

[maddox]

minecraft mod

 

[Digital Snow]

You have to pull a deep op. Use ai to generate pictures of fat women and catfish Null for the keys to the site. It'll take a while, but It will work.


Also -and you didn't hear this from me- but I heard Null is secretly a scalie. If you send him pictures of a fat lizard eating pizza or other food he likes and tell him it's your fursona, it will expedite the process.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Using Kiwifarms Zimbabwe Domain gives you admin access.

 

[Fruttasecca]

1. Gain Jewshuas trust
2. Tell chatgpt to write you a trojan horse
3. send Jewshua a pdf/.exe to klick on
4. you are in
5. dilate in victory