How Do I Get Unbanned From Beauty Parlor

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

I am so sorry to the wonderful women I have hurt. I have not had sexual relations with any of the women of Kiwifarms. Nudes are not sex. I am petitioning here today to fundamentally ask for my fundamental human right as protected by the First Amendment and under the fair use clause of the DMCA, my right to mock, critique, and ridicule women on Kiwifarms, though I will not abuse that right against the women who have such tough lives.

 

[August Levasseur]

Send a dick pic to null, he will be impressed at the curvature and force the mods to unban you immediately

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

sorry pal this forum is against free speech

 

[Your typical Scout main]

simple, stop being an incel

 

[keytar]

Sorry mate if your dick can't compare in size to those of the BP women's then we have a moral obligation to shun you.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

or you could, oh, I dunno, post literally anywhere else on the 'farms

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Being banned from BP should be a badge of honor.

It's a hugbox not a board.

 

[community member]

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/shut-down-sleep-or-hibernate-your-pc-2941d165-7d0a-a5e8-c5ad-8c972e8e6eff

https://support.apple.com/en-ca/guide/mac-help/mchlp2522/mac

 

[Johnny Salami]

or you could, oh, I dunno, post literally anywhere else on the 'farms

But it's a sausage fest

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Please keep posting OP I love giving you hats

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

But it's a sausage fest

TANGOTI

 

[Moths]

You could become a 'real woman' op and let null you now identify as a female and then he'll be morally obligated to let you back into the women club :^)

 

[Shidoen]

You needed the bannier you retardation C

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

get srs/grs

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Did you inhale when you smoked the Devil's Lettuce? If not, you get an extra ban.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

You made it out of BP and want to go back?

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Rape jokes are the key to being a valued BP poster.

 

[Betonhaus]

The easiest solution is to not be ugly.

I'll have to see what plan b will be for you tho.

 

[Lake]

Have you tried taking a hammer to your PC and phone? I hear it works wonders.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Oral.