How do I get to Alpha Centauri in the fastest way possible? - I heard there is a planet with life there.

[Alex Hogendorp]

I wanna establish a colony there.

 

[pizzawithme420]

On the batmovil

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

On the batmovil

I don't remember Batman going to space.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Me when I go & discover that most life in there is fungus.

 

[Hitchhiker]

You've just got to hitch a ride on the nearest flying saucer. Don't forget your towel though.

 

[stares at error messages]

Current model year TR-3B.

 

[Reticulan Joe]

Step 1: convert yourself entirely to photons
Step 2: get shined in the direction of Alpha Centauri
Step 3: turn yourself back into matter when you reach your destination; note that from your perspective (handwaving how you have any conscious experience as a stream of photons) no time will have passed.

Alternate plan: crawl into the trunk of my saucer when I make my next run for beer and quomax larva to the convenience store in orbit of the third planet orbiting Alpha Centauri B. Or you could just ask for a ride, but remember Intergalactic Law: anal probes, twookani herb or antimatter, no one rides for free.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Me when I go & discover that most life in there is fungus.
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So. You're saying that an Alpha Centauri planet would be like this? Where fungus remains king. I remember this scene from one of the most autistic movies out there.

 

[We Are The Witches]

So. You're saying that an Alpha Centauri planet would be like this? Where fungus remains king. I remember this scene from one of the most autistic movies out there.
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Well, not necessarily like that.

That looks like the garden of Eden but for fungus Adan & Eve. Maybe a real scenario would just have it here and there, practically surviving, and not so exuberant.

In a precarious environment, something that appears that big as in that image would probably be less likely to exist.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

just bend space, you're already there, all locations are the same location

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

We already went there in 1999 bro, you can already start your own colony and nuke whoever you want:

https://www.gog.com/en/game/sid_meiers_alpha_centauri

 

[TheJelqster]

You have use the willpower of the incredible nation of Israel India