how do i get popular on the kiwi farms

[gagabobo1997]

Ever since the death of reaction scores replies and mentions have been my only source of dopamine. How do i get super popular so i get lots of them

 

[JokahBaybee]

Make good, interesting posts in places where lots of people will see them

 

[Anti Snigger]

Be me

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Develop a skill. Learn a trade.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

Follow null around and every time he posts reply with something about catboys

 

[Lokenstien]

I've heard that posting one off overdone jokes in popular and featured threads makes you an MVP of the Farms.
Also make sure to take total-war-umbrage and argue fanatically against any and all push back for maximum exposure and popularity.

 

[Fatal Shooting]

Go to A&N and post racial slurs directed at the subject of the article.

 

[Dunkin DoNUT]

Become an infamous jackass that trolls newfags into arguing with you or make good post, or alternatively participate in the Off-Topic threads.
Then again, who's to say my advice works? I lurk more than I post anything interesting.

 

[eatler]

make the next mass DM chain, trust me people love that.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Well you can start by doxxing @Grub and post pictures of her fat titties. I've been wanting those for awhile now.

 

[Grub]

Well you can start by doxxing @Grub and post pictures of her fat titties. I've been wanting those for awhile now.

You're welcome to try. I think you're going to be disappointed though.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

You're welcome to try. I think you're going to be disappointed though.

No one can stop this forbidden Wurmple on Grub love.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Develop a skill gimmick. Learn a trade nothing.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Pander to the blacks

 

[Grub]

No one can stop this forbidden Wurmple on Grub love.

I dunno man sounds pretty gay to me.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

It's gonna be pretty gay.

 

[local arkansas man]

Make low effort posts, don't be civil, tell everyone about intimate,personnal details about yourself, defend your communties and create trolling plans. That should do the trick!.

 

[SentinentCloud]

send a picture of your penis to null

 

[sallowhal]

send a picture of null to your penis

 

[Soup Sammiches]

send a picture of your penis to null

Close but you send a picture of Null to your penis.
ninja'd by @sallowhal