How do I get into a slap fight with another user?

[SandyCat]

I feel like I'm missing out

 

[Syzyg]

Just screech on their profile about some shit no one (except your target) cares about. The more "I wish everyone involved in this story would die" you get, the more you'll get out of it (provided your target takes the bait).

 

[eatler]

Start shit in one of the 2 hate threads and brace for impact.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

You fucking shut the fuck up and die, you gorilla nigger fucking retard. I fucked your mom.

 

[Cereal Experiments Grain]

You need to make loud squawking noises to attract your competitor as well as onlookers from the rest of the flock. Spread your feathers to make yourself look bigger while bobbing your head up and down rapidly. Do all that while closing in on the nigga you got beef with. If they are still showing no respect then you rear your hand back and take a swing! They may try to grapple with you. If they are getting the upper hand you should make some distance by using a chair as a weapon. If you feel that you have the upper hand then grab at their weave. Yank it as hard as you can to keep her in place while you whoop her ass. You know you've done well if two or more people are recording you with their phones and yelling worldstar.

 

[Not a bee]

Easy, like this
[slaps you]

 

[theshitposter]

bitch dont act like you can handle the heat. i remember the last time you snitched to the mods..."iM bEInG hArASseD boohoo"
PussyCat

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Behold my final form.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

find some faggot that can't handle the banter and pick on them about something