How do I get Chinese pussy

[Dago Lain]

For context, i found the scattered remains of a broken heart in Boston Commons the other day, and i was bored, so I saw fit to not let love lay wasted and spent the afternoon handed out those four bouquets of roses individually to random women on the street. Chinese women had the highest rate of acceptance (50%) so basically I caught a touch of yellow fever.

So how, like, do I smash gook gash?

 

[Pomniman]

Become a politician and Xinnie will personally send you the finest chicom spy slit treason can buy.

 

[Pattern Juggler]

Sideways vagina isn't worth it.

 

[Fishnumm]

go back to the azores dago the volcano has stopped

 

[Not A Cat Person]

Tell them you work for the federal government and have access to classified material.

 

[Gaystapo]

Shouldn't be too hard. The Chinese eat cats all the time, so just call up your local Chinese food place.

 

[Lord of the Goyim]

Like this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i6DwhZ_x_to

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Look for an Oriental message and ask if they do happy endings

 

[Hypnagogia]

Special combo platter number 5 at Chinese restaurant

 

[AMHOLIO]

Get a high paying job. Easier said than done.

 

[Boldizar]

I will help you if you put on the maid suit or persuade another user to do so.

 

[Wujime]

Leon just fucking marry Claire and secure the Redfield bloodline already

 

[JDVanceBiggestHater]

become a looksmaxxer and start making lots and lots of wholesome videos about china on tiktok

 

[THE SUPREME ORANGE]

you have to underand the intrecacies of the fine china

 

[TommyHeavenly6]

You will never have sex in this life so forget about it. Maybe next time.

 

[KaiserBlade]

By going to China, for starters.

If that's not feasible, going to the Chinese part of your town is the second best bet.

If you fumble that one, then you've got a social skill issue.

 

[Waifu Days]

ARE YOU DOCTOR?

 

[Squanto Airi]

i found the scattered remains of a broken heart in Boston Commons the other day,

That's some mighty fine wordsmithing there

 

[Kosher Dill]

Maybe next time.

He said China, not India.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

go back to the azores dago the volcano has stopped

I laughed so hard at this I almost had a stroke