How do I get an American GF?

[Shmull]

I am an overweight male feminist who has recently moved to the United States. How do I get a girlfriend in America?

 

[Axiom.]

The sequel isn't as better as the original.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/how-do-i-get-a-serbian-gf.200067/

 

[Shmull]

The sequel isn't as better as the original.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/how-do-i-get-a-serbian-gf.200067/

You got a better idea.

 

[dick brain]

An American girlfriend or a girlfriend in America?

 

[Shmull]

An American girlfriend or a girlfriend in America?

Both

 

[dick brain]

Both

I mean there are plenty of women in America who aren't American but want to be.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

I like the way Shmull thinks!

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

You need to woo her with the gift of cheddar

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Be a simpy male feminist.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Be a simpy male feminist.

I don't see how being a sex offender is going to get him a girlfriend, it'll get him laid sure, but not a relationship.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I don't see how being a sex offender is going to get him a girlfriend, it'll get him laid sure, but not a relationship.

A lot of women like agreeable, submissive men. It won't be a happy or fulfilling relationship, he'll have to pretend he's cool with an open relationship, but he'll have a girlfriend.

 

[Axiom.]

A lot of women like agreeable, submissive men. It won't be a happy or fulfilling relationship, he'll have to pretend he's cool with an open relationship, but he'll have a girlfriend.

Virgin alert.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Virgin alert.

Cuck alert.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Virgin alert.

Just because you have a girlfriend, doesn't mean you have sex with her, I'm sure shmull just wants an emotional connection. Get your head out of the gutter.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I think shmull should try dating African American women. He could give them special titles on KF and they could go around the website being sassy and laying the smackdown on the chuds, writing posts like "y'all white people ain't know shit bout doin a weave" along with a bunch of emojis. That would really add to the discourse imo.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Send a bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces

 

[Towoman]

I heard round american women love it when their mans runs a tranny harrasment website and is as round as possible himself

 

[Hellwalker]

Tie the first woman you see with rope and put her on a horseback then ride off into the distance. A true love story will be in the making if you do that.

 

[DavidS877]

Everyone mentioning cheese is correct.

 

[Axiom.]

Cuck alert.

Just because you have a girlfriend, doesn't mean you have sex with her, I'm sure shmull just wants an emotional connection. Get your head out of the gutter.

My statement remains.