How do I get a job in Game Development?

[Lidl Drip]

I want to help redesign all the most popular videogame waifus to be modestly dressed and over the age of 35 with visible laugh lines. Please DM me serious job offers only. If you hire me I promise together we shall purge all coomers from western video games and force them to play only japslop.

 

[Fat Gollum]

You have to become a tranny.

 

[SandyCat]

You have to become a tranny.

Or black. Or convert to islam. Basically check any major DEI box and you'll be set, they love that shit

 

[Lidl Drip]

Or black. Or convert to islam. Basically check any major DEI box and you'll be set, they love that shit

I thought being a wahmen is enough to get hired as DEI? What if I dye my hair pink and identify as nonbinary they/them?

 

[Fat Gollum]

I thought being a wahmen is enough to get hired as DEI? What if I dye my hair pink and identify as nonbinary they/them?

Make sure to put trans rights bumper stickers on your car and a pride flag in your office and you should be fine. But I don't think turning video game waifus into milfs is going to solve the coomer problem. Just make all the women super ugly like a true western game dev.

 

[SandyCat]

I thought being a wahmen is enough to get hired as DEI? What if I dye my hair pink and identify as nonbinary they/them?

You might still get in but the oppression olympics are always evolving and becoming increasingly demanding, gotta keep up or get left behind

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Unless you just want to work on mobile trash you'll probably have to move to Texas or California which sadly don't have lidls. If you do make the journey know there is a weight requirement, at least 300 pounds.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Have you tried being a dumb whore with shitty tattoos?

 

[Lidl Drip]

Unless you just want to work on mobile trash you'll probably have to move to Texas or California which sadly don't have lidls. If you do make the journey know there is a weight requirement, at least 300 pounds.

Don't worry I am 6000lb, but idk if I can keep my weight on without any Lidl's nearby...

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I promise together we shall purge all coomers from western video games and force them to play only japslop.

But that's already basically all anybody wants to play anymore anyway. Lots of Western games are flopping and floundering, even some western-infected jap games are.