how do i get a cybersecurity job making $250k/yr while wfh

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

i'm a doordash driver who makes $12/hr and i failed out of high school btw

 

[Althalus]

Be a pajeet and izzat-max your way into a company run by fellow jeets.

 

[SOLDIER OF WALES]

I'll pay you $250k a year for a "cybersecurity" position, but part of your job duties will involve wearing a maid outfit during work hours and giving me blowjobs when prompted.

DEAL