How do I gaslight pajeets into following levitical law

[Skitarii]

Pls saar no boil tea on saturday unless you're wearing flannel and a yellow shoe on your right foot, or else no bootiful israeli wife 4 u

 

[Breadbassket]

Somehow convince them they're descended from the Israelites or a significant Old Testament Biblical figure perhaps. It worked for Judaism in Nigeria.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Somehow convince them they're descended from the Israelites or a significant Old Testament Biblical figure perhaps. It worked for Judaism in Nigeria.

DAS RITE

 

[Sí.]

Jewish people can levitate?!

 

[Male Idiot]

Jewish people can levitate?!

They can. You just hang a shekel from the ceiling too far up to reach.