how do i force my post to be a highlighted post?

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

all my posts should be highlighted posts. how do i force this to happen?

 

[GeekUSA]

Say something people like to see.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Say something people don't like to see.

 

[We Are The Witches]

With sock accounts upvoting them, done in quick succession or very fast.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

With sock accounts upvoting them, done in quick succession or very fast.

Shut up, no one asked you!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Have you tried sending feet pics to Null?

 

[Pagan Min]

Say something people like to see.

Say something people don't like to see.

Say something that people are indifferent toward seeing.

 

[Hellwalker]

Beg for stickers.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I heard that everyone gets a highlighted post at this Moo Goo GUY Pan place. Never been there myself tho.

 

[beautiful person]

Tell people not to give you stickers.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

say what everyone else came there to say but be the first to do it, just like on reddit

 

[rel=alternate]

There are a few ways to go about it.

In A&N it's easy, be the first to reply and say the line.
In Q&A/Deep thoughts, be somewhat clever but retarded, a hard mix to get. Still be early.
Repost in the easy to track username thread
In lolcow, be informative, funny, or insightful.

There is a trick that works in every board or thread, but it's a double edge sword. Be really fucking retarded.

Highlights can also be given if you collect trashcans, autisms and the like. The easy part is to figure out how to piss off everybody. The hard part is to do so without getting banned.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

 

[Druish Space Lasers]

Ver archivo adjunto 6951164

I didn't take you for a phoneposter.

 

[Two Hands]

you need to be le based and heckin redpilled and say something so agreeable and silly that all us fellow kiwis and updoot your post to the top and put it on the front page

i personally pay the mods in chicken tendies to spam all their semper fi stickers so everyone knows this is the best and most insightful comment ever conceived of on the farms