How do I fart on people through the internet?

[Quantum Diabetes]

Looking at you Brooklyn Dad defiant.

 

[JethroTullamore]

You could just RP.

*farts on you*

Like that.
The only side effect is you turn super gay.

 

[Blouie]

Put your ass up to your monitor and let it rip.

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

PHBBBTTTTTBTBT!!! BRBRBTBBTTTTT!

Look, just like that.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Put your ass up to your monitor and let it rip.

Monitor? Son I have a Gucci Smarttoilet with holographic display

 

[draggs]

post on kiwi farms dot net

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

This question baffles me profusely and I’m mad that it does so.

 

[JethroTullamore]

This question baffles me profusely and I’m mad that it does so.

You would just sniff the farts.

 

[Absurdity]

It's just like whistling. You know how to whistle don't you?

 

[Catler]

Microphones are round and semi cylindrical.

You know what you must do.

 

[Schizotism]

You can't. You have to use the postal service to send out fart jars to your online friends if you want them to truly experience it.

 

[Dysnomia]

If you're a phonefag stick your phone up your ass.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

If you're a phonefag stick your phone up your ass.

Naw dog I got Elon musk brainwave tech, I can order chickfilla just by thinking about it

 

[TroonsDid911]

Send someone a video that they would love watching, bonus points if its porn, then just randomly insert a vifeo clip of your ass staring into the camera with cheeks fully spread while you rip a massive fart.

Just be warned this will have unintended side effects if sent to furries or trannies so caution is advised.

 

[No Memory]

You could just RP.

*farts on you*

Like that.
The only side effect is you turn super gay.

This is why The Crab Shack stinks all the time.

 

[Rozzy]

1) Make fart video.
2) Post it here.