I'm babysitting my neighbor's 1-year-old son. He refused to eat the pizza I ordered, so I put him in the microwave for ten seconds as punishment. He's screaming and crying nonstop now. Should I nuke him for another minute or two?
How do I discipline a baby?
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Yes.
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put it on the "defrost" setting
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No, if the microwave isn't working you're going to need to put it in the dryer on the low heat/delicate cycle for about 20 minutes.
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I think you're supposed to put the baby on the underside of your wrist and if it's not too warm you can put it in the microwave again.
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Poke a skewer through the baby and see if its organs come out. If they do, put it back in and repeat every minute or so.
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PUT THESE KIDS TO SLEEP, WILL YA?!
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Wash down more xanax with beer
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Call him a libtard
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Nestlé Baby Formula will shut it up. Permanently.
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Microwave was probably too soft. stuff them in a pillow case and hammer toss them out a window to really show em whos boss
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use the microwave to boil milk, then pour the boiling milk on the baby, then step on the baby, then throw the baby into a pile of cow dung
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That will make your baby blessed by Shiva or something
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1. Throw the baby at the wall headfirst.
2. When the baby is damaged make a youtube channel and whine about your baby being disabled.
3. Earn money via youtube/tiktok
there was a woman who let a junkie stay home with a baby and baby got damaged and then she has been making content on youtube about this tragedy
2. When the baby is damaged make a youtube channel and whine about your baby being disabled.
3. Earn money via youtube/tiktok
there was a woman who let a junkie stay home with a baby and baby got damaged and then she has been making content on youtube about this tragedy
What if he doesn't have xanax but he has some weed cookies?