How do i cure my quirkiness?

[Larkin N Likin]

I just want to be normal.

 

[The Real SVP]

Find a man who is not a total loser and marry him. Or, stop being a faggot and marry a woman who is not too fat to be a mother.

 

[Pee Cola]

By getting the rope.

 

[The Real SVP]

By getting the rope.

That is the ultimate solution for weak people. It cures any and all discomforts.
Everybody else will have to face that music and dance:

By the way: If you are unsure about that growing up and facing the music business. Watch Wild Palms. It'll teach you something about responsibility, and the difference between finding and accepting your place in the world.

 

[RussianParasite]

You should change your gender. That solves everything.

 

[DumbDude42]

just get in the habit of shutting your mouth more, and keeping it shut

cant make an ass out of yourself if you don't say anything to begin with

 

[mr.moon1488]

By getting the rope.

You should change your gender. That solves everything.

This kinda sounds like duplicate advice.

 

[Medulseur]

Stop trying to be normal and start trying to be happy.

 

[OrionBalls]

Just be like the other girls. GAWD, it's not that hard. Hey, do you wanna try out for Spring Cheer?

 

[Big Ruski]

Give it to some random Japanese kid who wants to be a superhero

 

[Idiotron]

Define "quirkiness" and "normal" because those words on their own mean nothing.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Go to bed at a normal time.
Eat a healthy diet.
Drink water throughout the day.
Exercise daily.
Shower at least once a day, ideally after exercise.
Get a job.

And before you know it, you'll be filling out tax forms like a productive citizen.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Connect your consciousness to the hyper-collective hivemind.

 

[Dona Morte]

Do you f children?
Do you wear a fur suit?
Do you f dogs?
Do you use "autism" or "Asperger's" without receiving a diagnosis use it as a shield and NOT attempt to get the social skills you need?
If you answered no to all these questions you are okay with me, quirk away.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I just want to be normal.

Join Reddit and downvote wrongthink.

 

[Begemot]

Stop being an evil brat!

 

[scallion]

Stop trying to be normal and start trying to be happy.

This is how I became an alcoholic

 

[Monkey_Fellow]

The bullet.

 

[biiguy]

This is how I became an alcoholic

But at least you're a HAPPY alcoholic...