How do I contain yo ass, nigga? - hold it by the neck of the bottle! damn fool!

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

I ain't fittin to mess around with your black ass, I juss need to get a tire replaced, son, why you frontin, I mean, gawdamn,

 

[JethroTullamore]

I’m sorry, I don’t speak jive.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Shiiit, man. That honky mofo messin' mah old lady - got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

I’m sorry, I don’t speak jive.

big talk fo such a short ass nigga, I mean, bitch be sayin is all I'm sayin

look, I ain't tryin to get fresh itchu, but hit me up when she ain't busy

 

[JethroTullamore]

big talk fo such a short ass nigga, I mean, bitch be sayin is all I'm sayin

look, I ain't tryin to get fresh itchu, but hit me up when she ain't busy

I am not a “nigga” sir, and I certainly am not short, but at certain times in my past I have owned people similar to yourself, and intend to continue to do so in the future.

That being said, if you’d like to continue in your current position as house nigger than I suggest you stifle your speech immediately!

Lest you be whipped so violently that your ancestors will feel the pain.