How do I become meaner?

[AMHOLIO]

Advice?

 

[Stan]

Treat others like members of this forum treat each other

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Fart, and then ask people if they smell cotton candy. There is no meaner act.

 

[Pimpleking55]

Go teach at an elementary school in Chicago Illinois.

 

[Dieter Laser]

Shut up faggot.

 

[The Magnificence]

You either got it or you don't. You don't. Now STFU, pussy.

 

[Idiotron]

Go work in fast food for 6 months.
You will come out the meanest motherfucker in town.

 

[MadStan]

Remove all the soda in a fridge. Leave one. Wait for the friends kid to open the fridge door, then you snatch it, open it and take a sip. Look cooly into the kids eye and tell him life’s tough. To double down tell your friend that his crying kid is a wuss. To triple down post a video of him crying on the net.

 

[Lockbean Raisin]

Work at retail. Eventually it will drain you of any empathy for humanity.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Don't jerk off for an entire hour.

 

[GabrielBurger]

Live In China Or A Spic Infested Neighborhood For A Few Years.

 

[winterfag]

Think of something nice to say, and then do the opposite of that

 

[Doji]

Think of what pisses you off, let it take you.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I find the best tactic is to recall how correct you are at all times, and how if anyone's viewpoint differs in any way whatsoever it's a sure sign of intellectual and probably moral inferiority.
Remember, your goal is not to bring people around to your viewpoints, it's to make them feel bad for ever having had a different opinion or lifestyle to begin with.

 

[1996 Toyota Camry]

Think of what pisses you off, let it take you.

Better yet, don’t even let what pisses you off bottle up, rant about it in random places until people perceive you as a mean son of a bitch, goal achieved

 

[SandyCat]

Ask @mister meaner its in their name

 

[Butterschmalz]

Thats a weird one. Why would you wanna become meaner? Whats wrong with being Mr Nice Guy?

 

[Xenomorph]

Lurk Moar, Faggot

 

[soft breathing]

Just be honest and straightforward. That usually already 'hurts' most people's feefees enough.

 

[John Furrman]

Use the niggerword