How do I become a hit with the kids this Halloween?

[Deunan]

I want to be the cool house for trick or treating this Halloween and I feel like the king sized bar bit has been played out. So I've already burnt 200 copies of The Drew Carey Show on DVD since kids love The Drew Carey Show, but I feel like I could do a bit more. Perhaps a spooky maze with pictures of lolcows naked scattered throughout, idk any suggestions?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Dress up as John Wayne Gacy and scream "IT'S GACY TIME!"

 

[SandyCat]

Hand out 36 count boxes of full sized candy bars to each kid

It's only $40 per trick or treater

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Bootleg copies of Drew Carey show?

You are already killing it.