How do I become a Catholic?

[simite sam yo]

Do I have to sell my soul to a priest(Father), my son and a holy ghost?

I don't have any sons, will my nephew do instead? And how do I know which ghosts are holy?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I read those Chick tracts. Catholics make Jesus' mom cry.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I read those Chick tracts. Catholics make Jesus' mom cry.

Why would they care about that? Mary is just some woman, who cares, lol.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Why would they care about that? Mary is just some woman, who cares, lol.

How would you like it if the Catholics made your mom cry?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Protestants do that enough for all of us.

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

Protestants are hereticniggers.

When did I ask?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

When did I ask?

I don't need your permission.

 

[Mad_Dog]

This thread is pure garbage. One single serious reply, and I hope it finds a good soul who needed that information. The rest is dumber than the dumbest shit you find deep in pits of the internet.
May God have mercy on you blasphemous dogs.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

This thread is pure garbage. One single serious reply, and I hope it finds a good soul who needed that information. The rest is dumber than the dumbest shit you find deep in pits of the internet.
May God have mercy on you blasphemous dogs.

Welcome to Q&A. Don't forget, you are here forever.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

This tranny is already threadbanned from the Caroline Farrow, Adrian Harrop, and Anthony George Halliday / Stephanie Hayden Megathread, yet he continues to seethe in vain hope he'll be noticed.


Stay mad.

 

[Dyn]

Just go to the nearest Catholic church and tell the priest you want to convert how is this difficult to figure out?

 

[CowPox]

Be a retard and worship niggers.

Etc.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

This tranny is already threadbanned from the Caroline Farrow, Adrian Harrop, and Anthony George Halliday / Stephanie Hayden Megathread, yet he continues to seethe in vain hope he'll be noticed.


Stay mad.

Well literal demons know how to become Catholic, but they know they will never have the beatific vision. Have fun in hell!

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

That you, Tammy Peterson?

 

[The Ugly One]

You have to say, out loud, "There is no god but Mary and the pope is her prophet!" Bam, now you're a Catholic.