How can people read my mind?

[Little oak tree]

I'll just say I'm schizophrenic to get that out of the way but that's a lie, some retarded conspiracy gave many people access to my thoughts, Is it technology?, some wires on my brain, or is it telepathy?, or what is the most plausible reason. It's fun but I want to know how, and no I won't take my meds

 

[sweater_supremacy]

you probably overshared somewhere else and then forgot about it, happens all the time

 

[Fascist Frederick]

OP, it doesn't take telepathic powers to know that you are constantly thinking about sucking dicks.

 

[eatler]

The agency (know as Interzone) wanted me to inform you that no one can read your mind. please return to your previous functions.

Edit: I was informed the the agency know as Interzone was not meant to be mentioned. please disregard this part of my conversation.

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

I just read your mind and saw you wanted cashews, honestly so do i

 

[Vecr]

See Death Note: L, Anonymity & Eluding Entropy at https://gwern.net/death-note-anonymity if you know what Death Note is.

 

[Little oak tree]

you probably overshared somewhere else and then forgot about it, happens all the time

No my nigger, I'm talking about real time responses at my thoughts, and a bunch of other wild shit.

OP, it doesn't take telepathic powers to know that you are constantly thinking about sucking dicks.

Well I say that all the time that's different

 

[Vecr]

No my nigger, I'm talking about real time responses at my thoughts, and a bunch of other wild shit.

If you can't behave normally despite thinking that, you might have a mental disorder. If that's not the case, did you look at my link?

 

[Little oak tree]

If you can't behave normally despite thinking that, you might have a mental disorder. If that's not the case, did you look at my link?

At first I panicked and acted "abnormally" but now, 7 months from when I first found out about the mind-reading and some more time into knowing about a conspiracy going on, I act normal and can function like anyone else.
I looked at your link, seemed ominous and interesting but I don't know what specific thing from it you relate to my post.

 

[DankSmoker]

Your face can be read like a children's book, titled "I'm a gay retard, please rape my face"

 

[Vecr]

At first I panicked and acted "abnormally" but now, 7 months from when I first found out about the mind-reading and some more time into knowing about a conspiracy going on, I act normal and can function like anyone else.

That's fine I guess.

I looked at your link, seemed ominous and interesting but I don't know what specific thing from it you relate to my post.

It's about how you can take seemingly small pieces of information and combine them to narrow down from 7 billion people to 1, without even interacting in person. You could plausibly do something very similar to "read someone's mind" by predicting what they are currently thinking.

 

[Dysnomia]

You have a hole in your head and you can fix this with duct tape.

 

[Little oak tree]

That's fine I guess.

It's about how you can take seemingly small pieces of information and combine them to narrow down from 7 billion people to 1, without even interacting in person. You could plausibly do something very similar to "read someone's mind" by predicting what they are currently thinking.

This is different man. I'm not just saying people know stuff about me, I'm saying they answer real time to my thoughts.

 

[Vecr]

This is different man. I'm not just saying people know stuff about me, I'm saying they answer real time to my thoughts.

Yeah okay buddy. Look at Robert Nozick's analysis of Newcomb's problem if you want to go crazy, but as far as I can tell no person or computer system is that good (yet).

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

...what the fuck are you talking about?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I'll just say I'm schizophrenic to get that out of the way but that's a lie

I know it’s a lie. Because I read your mind.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Everyone can read minds. You're the only one who can't. Pathetic!

 

[Waifu Days]

If you have few thoughts . . .

 

[berry bruiser]

meds, now.. you pervert.

 

[Vecr]

If nothing's happened to OP in the meantime, I've done a bit more thinking. With what reliability are these people able to predict what you are thinking? If it's around 70%, I can do it too. Get a US keyboard and "randomly" generate a string of Gs and Hs and I'll give you a good guess for which one will come next.