How can I get a goth gf?

[lolcow yoghurt]

I need a goth gf IMMEDIATELY.
any ways to get a goth gf???

 

[DJ Grelle]

1) build time machine
2) travel to rome, 410 AD
3) join the barbarian hordes plundering the eternal city
4) catch the eye of some cute barbarianess
5) ???
6) profit

 

[Schizotism]

How to instantly get a goth gf: Download Replika and spend a hundred dollars on goth attires.

 

[Reticulan Joe]

Travel back in time to 1995. Play Vampire: The Masquerade. Wear Marilyn Manson t-shirts.* Smoke clove cigarettes. Hang out in Hot Topic. Wear a pentacle, and correct anyone who calls it a pentagram. Watch The Crow, The Craft, and Lost Boys and never fucking shut up about them. Wear fishnet stockings on your arms. Get a trenchcoat in your favorite shade of black, with matching boots. Dye your hair black, or possibly ginger-red if female.

Even if you never land the girl, you'll be so goth your lawn cuts itself.


(* - yes, I know, he's industrial, not goth at all, as was understood in the 80s and 90s - that doesn't change what the actually existing goth kids did.)

 

[Radola Gajda]

Question is Are you looking for Visigoth or Ostrogoth?

 

[Dysnomia]

No. You're too much of a poser. You have to date the slutty cheerleaders instead.

 

[No Memory]

Be in a band.

 

[Ferdinand Bardamu]

Go outside.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

In order to get a goth gf one must become a goth gf.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Real goth or current day goth?
Real goth time travel back to the 80's, current day goth you are better off without

 

[Albert Speerchucker]

Oh hi KingCobraJFS! Didn’t know you lurked here!

 

[Feefee81093]

It always depends on their standards. I like men who are attractive, but also have some kind of reflection of their own experiences that makes them unique. I don't like to be the sole porietor of a conversation. People like that are boring. It's good to have a sense of humor while not coming off like an asshole. They probably wouldn't stick around if you have nothing to offer.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Perhaps you should reconsider your stated intentions altigether. From what I gather, many of the zoomers adopt a cheap counterfeit of the goth aesthetic without appreciating or even knowing anything about goth or even post-punk ,or indie music from the 80s and early 90s. I doubt any such person really deserves the moniker at all.

At least in the states, "fat ugly goth chick" is s stereotype for a reason. I have found thatot rx women in the scene tend to be either very alluring or complete uggos. In Europe the people tend to be more attractive.

If you want the real deal, and know and like the musicthe music, go to the clubs if any exist in your area or, as tends to be the case more and more, go to the events and parties. Many are not exactly approachable, at least not in the States....

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

Best I can do is Goth femboy/tranny

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Date a fat girl then emotionally blackmail her into dressing like a goth

 

[Broseph]

I hate to break it to you but goths have been extinct since at least 2005. The few that survived either grew out of that silly phase or they evolved into emo kids...who eventually died out and went extinct too.

 

[rel=alternate]

Be 21 and make minium wage, have a band. You're set.

Don't forget to update your myspace.

The modern version is, be 21, too numb to cringe, have TikTok and heroin to share