How can I as a white man get the black booty?

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

I want to bust in the dark chocolate nubian booty.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Rape them.

 

[dick brain]

Wear denim, drive a red truck and smile. When they ask if you're a racist, say yes.

 

[PunkinMan]

pray to allah

 

[Huh what?]

Wear denim, drive a red truck and smile. When they ask if you're a racist, say yes.

First three are optional, last one is mandatory.

 

[DankSmoker]

Buy them flaming hot cheetos with the remainder of your EBT