How can I acquire a GF?

[WinchesterPremium]

Srlsy guys I' so lonely

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

The one constant I've learned is that when you're with someone, you become like 10x more desirable to other women. Especially if they think you could do "better".

It's a complete jerk move, but it's also the easiest I have found to getting to someone you actually want. I guess it doesn't *have* to be a weeb, but from my experience you can always find a weeb woman who is desperate for a man.

Of course, you don't *have* to work your way up the ladder. You may actually find you end up loving the first rung and go with it. But it's a good start at the very least to get some experience or shake off the rust.

Book girls are probably also a good bet for a starter girl

 

[NerdShamer]

Start filming porn.

 

[Slimy Time]

You need to beat Elden Ring with a soul level 1, no hit playthrough. After that, Fromsoft will mail you a girlfriend.

 

[Mojo Thief]

My boy, you just need to become a real man and go to your stock broker to buy one.

 

[SandyCat]

Buy a mail order Russian bride. Or one from Africa if you're on a budget

 

[Lichen Bark]

I haven't talked to a girl outside of work in 6 years.

You need to get some exposure to women, how can you meet one if you are never around them? If you keep your flowers indoors how will the bees pollinate them?

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Buy a mail order Russian bride. Or one from Africa if you're on a budget

Russia got sanctioned no brides are coming from there.

You need to get some exposure to women, how can you meet one if you are never around them? If you keep your flowers indoors how will the bees pollinate them?

Bees can come inside.

 

[Product Placement]

mail order brides

 

[Penis Drager]

Visit Poland.
Tons of desperate Ukrainian refugees are there in exile and need a warm place to sleep. You're actually doing the fine women of Ukraine a service by taking one as your trad bride.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Mail Order Bride is the last thing you should do. They'll leave you high and dry as soon as they can and you're stuck taking care of them.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

Genuine figs are hard to find anymore, lots of supply issues. I suggest checking a farmers market if you live in a more temperate climate.

 

[Kiwi On The Go]

You don't have to be lonely at FarmersOnly.com

 

[draggs]

Find a girl you're interested in and let her know you're interested in her

That and hygiene is literally all you have to do and you will sooner or later find a girl who is interested in you too. It's not as complicated as autists make it

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

-right click an image you’re interested in
-save as a “.gif”

Congratulations, you have acquired a GIF.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Become the gf

 

[Haint]

Put down the game controller, take off your programmer socks and log off the Internet.

 

[Cats]

Post this on her myspace:

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