How are new kiwis treated

[Trannythan Trooniv]

as well I am new to the CWC saga all I really know is that he fucked his mom

 

[Vingle]

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Like the niggers they are. Obligatory fuck you for being new, new fag. Welcome to the farms btw.

 

[Retink]

As a new Kiwi everywhere I go I have someone following me around ringing a bell and saying "shame".

 

[Isaac]

I'll say that I've been treated quite well.

As for you, here's some tips and tricks:

• Don't be a faggot
• CWC is nearly dried up as a Cow, and any gay-ops you could think of have
  already been tried numerous times, and were likely funnier than anyone could
  currently replicate
• Consider each post carefully; don't just type out your inner monologue
• Don't clutter Lolcow threads with irrelevant discourse
• Convert to Christianity
• Visit sonichu.com/cwcki for CWC information

 

[Some JERK]

Just don't be a lame asshole and nobody will care. (at least be an entertaining asshole.) There are people that have been here for five years that I've never seen before. I have no idea who 90% of the people here even are.

 

[Larkin N Likin]

Poorly. lurk moar. always lurk moar. once you're done lurking moar, lurk even longer. retroactively never make an account here. go back to egyptian times and write a warning in heiroglyphs. run. run while you still can.

 

[Apochrypha]

All you have to do is not post gay ass threads begging KF to dox someone that only you hate. NYPA. Other than that, you're fine. Just don't be an annoying turd.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

all I really know is that he fucked his mom

In the end, that's all you really need to know about him.

 

[UzumakiLeaf]

Definitely lurk and learn the culture of this website. If you keep your posts on topic you should be OK. Also be careful when starting a thread about a new potential lolcow. Make sure to include as much detail as possible and show why the thread is relevant, otherwise people will accuse you of doing a personal army request.

 

[Dona Morte]

Good start and advice.
I think another thing to remember is that what flies on one board will NOT on another one.
Other then that have fun.
Remember: It's not personal.

 

[AMHOLIO]

If you word your questions and responses with some thought or at least politeness you'll be fine. If you read the rules and follow them, you'll be fine.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Welcome aboard the ride.

It'll lock you in and make you sick but you'll keep coming back for more.

 

[Xenomorph]

I find newbies cute so long as they read the room so to speak.
I'll breastfeed you.

 

[The Spice boi]

With contempt and disgust.

Don't worry about it, it'll pass. I hope

 

[Transniglet]

Say nigger a lot

 

[真理子]

Best advice: Please don't powerlevel. I often see new people joining the site and immediately oversharing super specific details about something in their personal life. Basically, don't go off telling people about your weird fetish and hobbies. This isn't reddit.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

all I really know is that he fucked his mom

He’s done a couple other things too.