How and when do you think you'll die? - Predict your death

[Rosemary]

I have a hunch I'll end up killing myself within the next 5 to 7 years.

 

[j666]

right now because i accidentally the whole

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Not sure when, but I'll probably be mauled to death by a beagle.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I'll be up to my eyes in pussy and die of oxygen deprivation at the ripe old age of 69.

 

[Lumin]

I feel it coming

 

[DumbDude42]

shot dead in urban combat during one of the coming civil wars

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Surrounded by the bodies of my enemies.

 

[Chris-Chan's Chris-Fan]

I can't tell when I will die. I only look at the future of a few years from now and I don't take in my life as a whole. I could die when I'm old, or I could die a few years from now. Death is unpredictable, and we're all going to be surprised by its spook one way or another.

 

[Chris-Chan's Chris-Fan]

Alternatively, getting kidnapped and murdered some time within the next decade.

Would it be considered kidnapping if you're an adult?

 

[Orion Balls]

Dementia in my eighties.

 

[Joe Swanson]

probably cancer

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Next month, when the ayylmaos finally get tired of our shit and decide to neutron beam the planet.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

i'm already dead. lifeposting is for newfriends

 

[Troonos]

Probably suicide before I'm 40.

 

[Judge Holden]

Hopefully soon

 

[crocodilian]

Some day soon I'll make the finest collection of leather products, leather footwear and exotic jerky the world has ever seen.

 

[Crankenstein]

Surrounded by pillows that I spend about an hour wallering around on until they're supporting me body just right to be most comfy, then realizing I can't reach the remote/wireless keyboard to my media device of choice. Enraged I have a stroke.

 

[Dialtone]

coconut gun to the head

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine,
With nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind,
Be anyone, do anything I'd ever wanna try,
Time doesn't exist here, I will never die

 

[Chongqing]

I'll probably die next year when I catch coronavirus for the third time.

Same for all of you, as well.