How American are you?

[Linako 2.0]

Since we're close to the day Washington invented America. I want to know how free you kiwis are on a scale from one to America and what makes you a proud American.

I'm So American, I eat burgers and crap freedom.

 

[PeteyCoffee]

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[Grand Number of Pounds]

I'm very Murican - I was born on the fourth of July

 

[Olhelm]

I'm a Texan. Doesn't get more American than that.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

muh freedom

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(oh yeah, and my avatar is pretty patriotic at the moment also)

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

I'm so American that I eat Chinese food while playing Japanese video games on a Korean TV system while listening to Finnish metal while relaxing on a Swedish chair, drinking Mexican soda while my room is darkened by Venetian blinds.

I also really like cheeseburgers.

 

[cypocryphy]

I'm very Murican - I was born on the fourth of July

I was born on Bastille Day.

 

[cypocryphy]

But anyway....I saw Hulk Hogan beat Sgt. Slaughter in a Desert Storm match at the Philadelphia Spectrum, so I'd say I win this whole thing.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I'm a Texan. Doesn't get more American than that.

As a fellow Texan, I can agree. It is a fact that Dallas is the Capitol of America.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

I'm so American that 7/4 would be my favorite day of the year even if it didn't coincide with Daddy Rape Day.

 

[c-no]

I eat hamburgers and own guns. That makes me American.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

Not sure how proud I am but I am thankful to be MURICAN. May not be the best country but top 10 or even top 20 aint bad at all.

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[Linako 2.0]

I'm so American that 7/4 would be my favorite day of the year even if it didn't coincide with Daddy Rape Day.

ADF just can't stand feeling the freedom inside him.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

is anyone this American?

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[TheAmazingAxolotl]

is anyone this American?

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This guy.

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[Linako 2.0]

This guy.

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step aside, nerd.

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[Shokew]

Eh, my sister's far more American - she served in the Air Force to prove it. Plus she was born on this very day, July 4th. Way more American than I could ever hope to be... Then again, I'm NOT that patriotic to begin with and have nothing but issues with this goddamn country, so yeah.... No.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I'm NOT that patriotic to begin with and have nothing but issues with this goddamn country, so yeah.... No.

Get outta here , you communist!
this is a TRUE and HONEST American forum

 

[Red_Rager]

FUCK YEAH!!!

 

[Hat]

Anyone who knows me knows that I am 100% American. I owe allegiance to no crown!