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If Barb showed more interest, she likely wouldn't be a hoarder either, since showing interest in well-being needs more sanity.
House Tour 3 - The full version
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Adverse possession laws are what @Fapcop is talking about, and they're mostly found out in the Plains and Far West, not Virginia. (Although there may be a few Deep South states that have them.) Adverse possession claiming usually takes far more brainpower than Chris possesses. Doubt he can pull it off.
Most of the video was Chris being unintelligible, and my laptop is old and the speakers suck so I couldn't hear what he was saying. I didn't hear that the signs were in the workshop.
There's something called a "short sale" where a house is reclaimed by a bank and then flipped to an investor for less than the mortgage value. Sometimes these are called REO houses, which apparently means "real estate owned". The problem is that even if an investor was to buy it for 50% of the mortgage value, finding "comps" for the house would be damn near impossible. An investor will look at sales of "comparable houses" (shortened to "comps") to determine the potential value of a REO house. Since there may only be a dozen houses on BLC, and they probably don't get bought and sold very often, there's nothing to compare it to. My point is that 14BLC is likely in such shitty condition, and finding a reliable market value for a renovated 14BLC would be so unlikely, most investors likely won't touch it. It's possible that the bank might simply knock the house down and file the land away in its portfolio.
Most of the video was Chris being unintelligible, and my laptop is old and the speakers suck so I couldn't hear what he was saying. I didn't hear that the signs were in the workshop.
There's something called a "short sale" where a house is reclaimed by a bank and then flipped to an investor for less than the mortgage value. Sometimes these are called REO houses, which apparently means "real estate owned". The problem is that even if an investor was to buy it for 50% of the mortgage value, finding "comps" for the house would be damn near impossible. An investor will look at sales of "comparable houses" (shortened to "comps") to determine the potential value of a REO house. Since there may only be a dozen houses on BLC, and they probably don't get bought and sold very often, there's nothing to compare it to. My point is that 14BLC is likely in such shitty condition, and finding a reliable market value for a renovated 14BLC would be so unlikely, most investors likely won't touch it. It's possible that the bank might simply knock the house down and file the land away in its portfolio.
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This video smells like horse taint
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Keep in mind that this video was filmed in March 2018. We already had the portion where Chris is in his bedroom, then he goes up the stairs, passes Barb sleeping in her Hoard like a dragon, then goes in the kitchen and says it's cluttered.
Regardless, I'm glad we got to see the beginning and end finally.
From the most recent images we've seen, it looks like most of Barb's shit is still in boxes to this day.
Regardless, I'm glad we got to see the beginning and end finally.
From the most recent images we've seen, it looks like most of Barb's shit is still in boxes to this day.
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The thing is, if you have a street of a dozen or so houses, and all of them are nice EXCEPT the ominous Chandler-style house at the end, it drags down the whole street. Buyers take a look at the creepy fucked up house and say "ewww fuck this I'm not buying next to that creepy smelly piece of shit". Then the whole street and beyond starts nosediving.
But yeah it was probably a nice place when it was built in 1977 (IIRC). Looks like the first owners (presuming a 1977 build date and a 1980 purchase by the Chandlers date) really made it nice, a gazebo and a workshop and such. Then Bob and Barb moved in, then their super-sped kid arrived, and eventually Bob became more like Barb instead of the other way around.
Bob's two kids from his prior marriage are doing ok, an optometrist and a Fed mathematician, but then he married Barb the redneck whose family was so fucking poor and worthless that her dad was getting around by horse drawn wagon in 1955 ffs, and then the crotch dropping was just like his mom instead of his dad. Bob should've up and left, but I guess he didn't want to abandon his kid to the wolves. I wonder if all the shit about refusing to put Chris in sped boarding school was Barb's doing for the most part.
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I don't think it was even that - the Greene County education department wanted Chris to be in a special education curriculum.
But Borb were insistent on "mainstreaming" Chris. It's like making a physically disabled kid go to a normal gym class. So they ended up doing that complicated move thing and lived in 2 different places at once just to avoid Chris getting special ed.
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$300? I think you're not updating to current year. Remember the Ghostbusters Firehouse that cost Chris $425 all by itself? After that he started buying his shit off Amazon so us kiwis couldn't track it. Some of those really ornate Lego sets probably set Chris back $600 each if not more, and of course he probably has bought two or three of each one. And then there's the high school which is an amalgam of maybe 12-15 separate sets. And then there's the Sonic shit and all the other plastic figurines which cost $2 each to make in Bangladesh but that sell for maybe $50 each in the US. Chris has enough money sunk into that living room that he really could've made a difference in his life with it instead of pissing it away like that.
Fuck, I managed to buy a piece of semi-buildable land in the countryside by saving my tugboat while living with my mom. Chris is far too fucking stupid and lazy though, he'd rather have fucking Legos.
Chris made several mentions ages ago of Greene County wanting to send him to a "mental institution" in "Winchester". There's a boarding school for sped kids in Winchester, Virginia, I think it's called Grafton School. Borb apparently freaked the fuck out and thought Chris would disappear forever into a Fernald-like asylum and they would never hear from him again, because when Borb was young that's what happened to sped kids. They never could comprehend that they'd get Chris back. That's likely why they were so fucking autistic about the whole thing, because they really thought Chris would disappear and they'd be ordered to forget he ever existed.
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And yet years later after having to awnser the phone to hear speds screaming julllayy into the other end and Chris shouting "my mother and father ARE ANGRY AT ME!" They wished they had sent Chris into an asylum and never deal with his bullshit again
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So I finally found time to sit down and watch the tour and I gotta a few things to say . 1, the house looks like a children's version of the house from Texas chainsaw massacre, Instead of bones cow skulls and chicken feathers everywhere it's Legos, amiibos and Equestria girls dolls surrounding his TV. Which brings me too my next point, I legit took a look at my own bedroom wand while not as bad it got me thinking about the possibility of going down a similar path to Chris...hell the reason I turned my life around two years ago and got a real job that made a real living wage is BECAUSE I discovered Chris's story and felt like my life was a lite reflection of his and I do not wanna end up like him in any saga incarnation....now if you'll excuse me I need to schedule a house cleaning session this weekend... again cause I'm working every day this week and don't have off till then
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Did he mummify barb?
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Watching this video and seeing how much Chris’ bullshit has spread all over the house now, I am reminded of “zerg creep” from the Starcraft games. Chris likely only travels where is trash is stacked. If, hypothetically speaking because it would never happen (unless another Keurig incident occurred), Chris came across a truly clean spot in the house, he’d likely leave it well alone until his hoard came into proximity of it.
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The whole house is jam-packed to the gills with boxes of crap and other trash but Chris's toy filled rooms are sadly the most organized out of the whole house.
Also what the hell is up with the 3 or 4 fans running in Chris's area of the house? Does 14 Branchland Court not have any air conditioning and Chris took all the fans for himself while his elderly mother suffers in the heat? Are the fans placed so his toy collection doesn't melt in the heat? Is the smell from the horde so great combined with Chris's lack of hygiene that unbearable that he needs multiple fans to make the place semi-habitable for human occupation?
Also what the hell is up with the 3 or 4 fans running in Chris's area of the house? Does 14 Branchland Court not have any air conditioning and Chris took all the fans for himself while his elderly mother suffers in the heat? Are the fans placed so his toy collection doesn't melt in the heat? Is the smell from the horde so great combined with Chris's lack of hygiene that unbearable that he needs multiple fans to make the place semi-habitable for human occupation?
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Had Chris gone there, his life may have been better than being the laughingstock of the internet, as he derps around waiting for Toon World to merge with reality. While living in a hoardhouse.
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I think you just answered your own question with that last remark
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if there's one thing I can thank Chris/Barb for, it's making me feel better about myself.
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Speaking of taints, take a moment to remember the poor soul that had to be more close to Chris' asshole than Mia Hamm to pierce that jewel.
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One reason might be that Chris likely has beetus really really bad (remember his jabbering about superpower lightning or something similar in his hands and feet that is obviously neuropathy) and sometimes beetus makes you really really hot and having a shitload of fans on is the only way to be relatively comfortable. Don't ask me how I know this. I don't think Charlottesville is really really hot in March, although it is possible that Barb never had a new AC put in after the fire to save money. Then again the smell of the place must be fucking horrific. There are boxes and boxes and more boxes and MORE fucking boxes of Barb's hoard that is likely still wet and moldy (and burnt) from the fire and that alone probably stinks. Then there's the kitchen. The place likely has a new sentient form of life living in it somewhere.