House Tour 3 - The full version

So in past videos/stills, Bob's music room had wood paneling. I guess the fire destroyed that and couldn't be replaced. Chris would take the biggest room for himself (I don't see how he can get any work done - LOL- there). Chris would also be the type to ban his mom from going downstairs. It's telling at the 4:45 mark of this video that Chris admits to being used to living in a cluttered space. It's safe to assume if he does live in a new apartment, Chris will start to horde it up because he's not used to living in a free space environment.

Fuck Barb.
 
So in past videos/stills, Bob's music room had wood paneling. I guess the fire destroyed that and couldn't be replaced. Chris would take the biggest room for himself (I don't see how he can get any work done - LOL- there). Chris would also be the type to ban his mom from going downstairs. It's telling at the 4:45 mark of this video that Chris admits to being used to living in a cluttered space. It's safe to assume if he does live in a new apartment, Chris will start to horde it up because he's not used to living in a free space environment.

Fuck Barb.
Barb could easily pull rank on chris and have his shit boxed up and put in storage. why she's okay with living in a nook while chris's hoard is taking over the house is beyond me. I mean, its her house, why would she put up with this?

And it really does look like chris's room has been extended to the living room. His room is suspiciously "clean" while the living room is crammed full of his shit.
 
Barb could easily pull rank on chris and have his shit boxed up and put in storage. why she's okay with living in a nook while chris's hoard is taking over the house is beyond me. I mean, its her house, why would she put up with this?

I can imagine that scenario: Barb: "Chris, box up all your stuff and send it to storage." Chris: "Nu-uh, Barbara, why don't you box up your stuff?" Stalemate.
 
Rotted, gutted. Only way to describe that pigsty. You think these rednecks learned after the first bonfire but it’s asking for too much
 
Lol barb is in the mess she created, whereas chris has organized chaos..relative to the environment of course. plus with the idea fags fuckery loomimg aside. an exceptional trip back down the rabbit hole.
How much moar will surface?
When where what how find out soon probably in another thread.
Clean your threads tie them together mister! :jacewow:
Kino content minus people missing the title this isn't current but it is Full.
 
Jesus, what should be the living room is full of chris's toys. I thought his room looked like a toys R us playhouse but damn.

EDIT: Okay, I made it through the whole video. I now see exactly why chris is always broke. I mean, we joke about him wasting money on vidya and toys but to see the full scope of of his frivolous spending is jaw-dropping. There is not a single inch of free space in that house until we get to chris's room.

Some of those LEGO sets cost 2-300$ A PIECE. And since Chris is a dumbass, he’ll gladly buy several of a particular set because he needs some particular pieces, rather than buy them by the lb used.


It's telling at the 4:45 mark of this video that Chris admits to being used to living in a cluttered space. It's safe to assume if he does live in a new apartment, Chris will start to horde it up because he's not used to living in a free space environment.

Fuck Barb.

He’d need a 3 bedroom apartment just for his own horde, and that’s being optimistic.

The alternative is to choose what goes into storage and we all know how Chris is with hard choices.

And fuck Barb, but also fuck Chris. He’s not in his early 20ies anymore, and we can clearly see how the powerdynamics have changed between the two, from the way that Chris horde has taken over, while Barb’s crap is boxed away. He could have had more clear space if he wanted to
 
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Some of those LEGO sets cost 2-300$ A PIECE. And since Chris is a dumbass, he’ll gladly buy several of a particular set because he needs some particular pieces, rather than buy them by the lb used.




He’d need a 3 bedroom apartment just for his own horde, and that’s being optimistic.

The alternative is to choose what goes into storage and we all know how Chris is with hard choices.

And fuck Barb, but also fuck Chris. He’s not in his early 20ies anymore, and we can clearly see how the powerdynamics have changed between the two, from the way that Chris horde has taken over, while Barb’s crap is boxed away. He could have had more clear space if he wanted to

Pretty much. I think a good solution for Chris is to sell a majority of his junk. But let's face it: Chris over-inflates the hell out his stuff. I often wonder why Chris just doesn't haul Barb's stuff. She clearly won't use it anymore. I bet if the issue was asked of her to do so, her response would be "okay, I'll get rid of my stuff, if Chris will follow suit."

One of the many mysteries of 14 BLC is why and how Barb got into hording. The curse of the Weston family will end with Chris.
 
Pretty much. I think a good solution for Chris is to sell a majority of his junk. But let's face it: Chris over-inflates the hell out his stuff. I often wonder why Chris just doesn't haul Barb's stuff. She clearly won't use it anymore. I bet if the issue was asked of her to do so, her response would be "okay, I'll get rid of my stuff, if Chris will follow suit."

One of the many mysteries of 14 BLC is why and how Barb got into hording. The curse of the Weston family will end with Chris.
I feel like the Weston-Chandler bloodline is like a Yin-Yang
 
With more Yang than Yin (I don't know which one the black side is.)

Don’t know about the Chandler bloodline, it seems to have produced some fairly decent human beings.

The Weston bloodline is like one of those open sewers you see in third world shitholes though.
 
Jebus Fucking Christ, I wonder what will happen when Barb finally dies (if she's not dead already) and the bank finally kicks Chris out. The house will go to auction and be snapped up by an investor, most likely.

I used to hang out with "distressed property investors" on teh internetz ages ago, and they see some truly bizarre shit. More than one story of houses literally coated in shit and grime. 14BLC isn't quite that bad, but hoard houses require a lot of initial outlay from the investor since they have to pay shitloads of strong guys to haul all the shit out of the house by hand and into a big dumpster or three (another expense) then off to the dump (another expense). And then of course there's the mandatory gutting and rehab.

Even worse, the house has been through a big fire that tore a massive hole in the roof that was probably repaired the cheapest way possible, so there's likely roof beams that will need to be replaced too. And then there's the fact that the house sits in such a bumfuck backwoods area that Bob couldn't sell it when the family moved to Richmond.

When all the costs are added up, and weighed against the probable sale price, it would probably be cheaper for Greene County to simply demolish the whole fucking mess and hand the lot over to the county land trustee or whatever they call the office that holds abandoned parcels. Maybe they could erect a Sonichu statue on the lot and get some tourist bux.

Did anybody note the weird signs on a wall at one point? A "Wes Chandler-Ton Manor" sign with a 1980 date. A "Ship Chandler" sign. (The original meaning of the word "chandler" was a person who runs a business outfitting ships for long voyages. In the old days ships could be away from port for a couple years if not much longer, and needed appropriate provisions.) Those signs look like something Bob would buy, they were likely saved from the fire. I think we may finally have the answer as to when Bob and Barb bought 14BLC. They married in 1980, so it would be logical that they would buy a house.

The house may be a type of cheap house that is built by companies in the Deep South for people who burn down their old houses either through neglect or through knocking over a candle or something (some areas are so fucking poor that a lot of denizens can't afford electricity) and who need a new house on their old lot fast. I've been told that the companies advertise in local magazines. Sometimes they'll build micro-neighborhoods, usually just a dozen houses on a single cul-de-sac, to show off their products and to restuff a depleted bank account.
 
Jebus Fucking Christ, I wonder what will happen when Barb finally dies (if she's not dead already) and the bank finally kicks Chris out. The house will go to auction and be snapped up by an investor, most likely.

I used to hang out with "distressed property investors" on teh internetz ages ago, and they see some truly bizarre shit. More than one story of houses literally coated in shit and grime. 14BLC isn't quite that bad, but hoard houses require a lot of initial outlay from the investor since they have to pay shitloads of strong guys to haul all the shit out of the house by hand and into a big dumpster or three (another expense) then off to the dump (another expense). And then of course there's the mandatory gutting and rehab.

Even worse, the house has been through a big fire that tore a massive hole in the roof that was probably repaired the cheapest way possible, so there's likely roof beams that will need to be replaced too. And then there's the fact that the house sits in such a bumfuck backwoods area that Bob couldn't sell it when the family moved to Richmond.

When all the costs are added up, and weighed against the probable sale price, it would probably be cheaper for Greene County to simply demolish the whole fucking mess and hand the lot over to the county land trustee or whatever they call the office that holds abandoned parcels. Maybe they could erect a Sonichu statue on the lot and get some tourist bux.

Did anybody note the weird signs on a wall at one point? A "Wes Chandler-Ton Manor" sign with a 1980 date. A "Ship Chandler" sign. (The original meaning of the word "chandler" was a person who runs a business outfitting ships for long voyages. In the old days ships could be away from port for a couple years if not much longer, and needed appropriate provisions.) Those signs look like something Bob would buy, they were likely saved from the fire. I think we may finally have the answer as to when Bob and Barb bought 14BLC. They married in 1980, so it would be logical that they would buy a house.

The house may be a type of cheap house that is built by companies in the Deep South for people who burn down their old houses either through neglect or through knocking over a candle or something (some areas are so fucking poor that a lot of denizens can't afford electricity) and who need a new house on their old lot fast. I've been told that the companies advertise in local magazines. Sometimes they'll build micro-neighborhoods, usually just a dozen houses on a single cul-de-sac, to show off their products and to restuff a depleted bank account.
Chris said he got those signs out of the workshop so it makes sense they weren't in the fire and Bob had bought them decades ago.
 
Jebus Fucking Christ, I wonder what will happen when Barb finally dies (if she's not dead already) and the bank finally kicks Chris out. The house will go to auction and be snapped up by an investor, most likely.

I used to hang out with "distressed property investors" on teh internetz ages ago, and they see some truly bizarre shit. More than one story of houses literally coated in shit and grime. 14BLC isn't quite that bad, but hoard houses require a lot of initial outlay from the investor since they have to pay shitloads of strong guys to haul all the shit out of the house by hand and into a big dumpster or three (another expense) then off to the dump (another expense). And then of course there's the mandatory gutting and rehab.

Even worse, the house has been through a big fire that tore a massive hole in the roof that was probably repaired the cheapest way possible, so there's likely roof beams that will need to be replaced too. And then there's the fact that the house sits in such a bumfuck backwoods area that Bob couldn't sell it when the family moved to Richmond.

When all the costs are added up, and weighed against the probable sale price, it would probably be cheaper for Greene County to simply demolish the whole fucking mess and hand the lot over to the county land trustee or whatever they call the office that holds abandoned parcels. Maybe they could erect a Sonichu statue on the lot and get some tourist bux.

Did anybody note the weird signs on a wall at one point? A "Wes Chandler-Ton Manor" sign with a 1980 date. A "Ship Chandler" sign. (The original meaning of the word "chandler" was a person who runs a business outfitting ships for long voyages. In the old days ships could be away from port for a couple years if not much longer, and needed appropriate provisions.) Those signs look like something Bob would buy, they were likely saved from the fire. I think we may finally have the answer as to when Bob and Barb bought 14BLC. They married in 1980, so it would be logical that they would buy a house.

The house may be a type of cheap house that is built by companies in the Deep South for people who burn down their old houses either through neglect or through knocking over a candle or something (some areas are so fucking poor that a lot of denizens can't afford electricity) and who need a new house on their old lot fast. I've been told that the companies advertise in local magazines. Sometimes they'll build micro-neighborhoods, usually just a dozen houses on a single cul-de-sac, to show off their products and to restuff a depleted bank account.

Yeah. It’s hard to say exactly how much the house is worth. We don’t know what the guts of the house looks like, or how much damage dogs pissing and pooping have done.

It’s also an old type of house, that isn’t exactly in vogue today. (The whole split level deal.)

Worst case scenario it’ll have to be torn down and the land sold for a new house.

The only certain thing is, that baring a sudden lottery win or something similar, there’s no way Chris is staying there, even if it means taking a loss in the short term for the bank.

(For one thing, Chris could manage to get the title to the place, depending on the local laws, if they don’t evict him: https://money.howstuffworks.com/squatting1.htm)

Banks also try to take the long view, and while the house and land may be worthless right now, things may look different in a few decades.
 
The sad thing is had it not been bought by a pair of old rednecks and later their babbling retard of a son 14 branchland Court could have been a nice place. I mean it's a far cry from a southern plantation but two floors, garage, a little workshop and patio and a gazebo out back. Had it gone to a family that had two incomes and a child raised properly autism or not I can almost picture neighborhood barbeques and pool parties being held there every summer family pictures in the gazebo a magic/puppet show for the he kids held in the workshop. An idealic slice of Americana right there. Instead it's become the baker house from resident evil 7 complete with shriveled old crone sitting in a chair ominously watching everyone from the windows.... welcome to the family indeed.
 
They say living in a hoard erodes your mind.

Would Chris be anywhere near as insane if Barb wasn't a hoarder?

I would say no. But then again, if Barb showed more interest in Chris, there could have been a possibility where he wouldn't be catfished, trolled or arrested.
 
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