House Tour 3 - The full version

[bisterjeans]

The full version of the House tour videos the idea guys made Chris record.

 

[Meat Pickle]

The contents just keep on coming.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Another great fire Hazzard. What a retard.

 

[Meat Pickle]

The Horde like a starfish. Destroy part of it and it will eventually regenerate.

 

[Hate Campaign]

Oh my god, at 8:20 it's as if Barb has died long ago and is now decomposing on that pullout couch

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Well it’s gotten worse and it’s in 60 FPS.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

RIP Barb, the attic mummy

Archived version

 

[Hypnopedosnake2]

Looks like Barb already prepares for her casket.

 

[Fapcop]

Holy shit: That kitchen at around 9 minutes, crammed from top to bottom with useless trash and boxes. Proving that not even a house fire can teach the Chandlers a lesson.

(Then again, why would it? Insurance covered everything and once again the Chandlers skated by without suffering the consequences of their actions.)

And the Bathroom of unspeakable horrors at 10 min. Filthy, and of course stuffed with even more boxes and a piece of rotting furniture.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

You can practically smell the funk of Nurgle's asshole in this video.

I guess this means Sonichu left and Chris is back?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Are you fucking kidding me? A new Chris video too?

Harvest indeed.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

So the washer and dryer haven't rusted over. And Chris still has the filing cabinets. I wonder if he has the keys to his papers, or if he cares to see what's inside.

 

[Fapcop]

So the washer and dryer haven't rusted over. And Chris still has the filing cabinets. I wonder if he has the keys to his papers, or if he cares to see what's inside.

Probably got lost with time like Chris’s sanity.

I just can’t... All that fucking crap. Of just worthless junk.

Wonder what he’ll do when she takes her long deserved dirt nap.

Just toss it all out?

(The sane thing would obviously be to go through it and chuck out everything but the 5% that isn’t worthless crap. But that’d be a daunting task. Even for someone not as dysfunctional as Chris.)


He’ll undoubtedly just keep it and let the hoard grow until the day the bank reclaims the place.

But fuck me!! Just the amount of crap that Chris has is fucking huge. Can you imagine how much that’d cost in storage?!

 

[DavidFerrie]

Hoarder Heaven. I'd expect nothing less from Chris & Snorlax.

 

[Lolcow Imperium]

my god this is depressing

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Jesus, what should be the living room is full of chris's toys. I thought his room looked like a toys R us playhouse but damn.

EDIT: Okay, I made it through the whole video. I now see exactly why chris is always broke. I mean, we joke about him wasting money on vidya and toys but to see the full scope of of his frivolous spending is jaw-dropping. There is not a single inch of free space in that house until we get to chris's room.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Just when I thought we'd hit another dry spell full idea guys era content is leaked

 

[Hogar Grupal]

But fuck me!! Just the amount of crap that Chris has is fucking huge. Can you imagine how much that’d cost in storage?!

Yes, and given the choice, Chris would not use storage because of the price and effort of moving his worthless crap to said storage.

Just when I thought we'd hit another dry spell full idea guys era content is leaked

I guess more footage will be released, including the one where Chris punches Barb?

 

[Corn Sake]

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

5:28 Chris walks past a Dust Buster. Since its hung up in a hallway I can only assume it gets a lot of use, it may even be the sole cleaning appliance chris uses. Considering all the surface area on his mountains of toys: whatever dust and hair he gets with that is a drop in the ocean.