Hot Pockets are trash

[NQ 952]

Face it fags, Hot Pockets are bland, flavorless crusts with a little oregano sprinkled on then to give then some kind of flavor, and the cavities are under filled with some of the cheapest, worst ingredients on the market that only a child with an undeveloped sense of taste and smell could possibly appreciate.

 

[Jaiman]

no

 

[NQ 952]

no

This is why you're not in change

 

[AnOminous]

Why do you hate the Baby Jesus so much?

 

[NQ 952]

Why do you hate the Baby Jesus so much?

Only horrible Nazi frogs eat hot pockets

 

[alex_theman]

Only horrible Nazi frogs eat hot pockets

Do I have to puncture your hot pocket?

No sexual meaning intended, by the way.

 

[AnOminous]

I think I speak for all of humanity when I say that the chicken, broccoli and cheddar Hot Pockets are the exemplification of human cuisine.

Anyone who disagrees is some kind of fucking communist or, I don't know, someone who needs their head cut off with a fucking guillotine.

Robespierre would agree.

 

[neverendingmidi]

If I'm desperate, Hot Pockets are generally the least horrifying option in a Meal Wheel o' Death.

 

[NQ 952]

I think I speak for all of humanity when I say that the chicken, broccoli and cheddar Hot Pockets are the exemplification of human cuisine.

As a fat American that identifies as a trans racial French Canadian hockey goalie, I find this disgusting.

 

[vertexwindi]

I had a hot pocket once, got it from the import section in my local grocery store

It was ok

 

[AnOminous]

As a fat American that identifies as a trans racial French Canadian hockey goalie, I find this disgusting.

You're objectively wrong. Plus you're going to Hell.

 

[AA 102]

Hotpockets are good if you're a baller on a budget. But if you can afford not to buy them you should go for something more quality.

 

[AnOminous]

Hotpockets are good if you're a baller on a budget. But if you can afford not to buy them you should go for something more quality.

The stereotype aside, the best use for these is at jobs where you're on your feet or walking around all the time.

 

[*Asterisk*]

The only things worse than hotpockets are leanpockets, and the microwaved version of both of the above.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I wanna fuck a hot pocket...

...ah no, I do not. Sorry.