Horse Race Tests - place your bets

  • 🇵🇦 Nuestro primer dominio localizado está en español en kiwifarms.pa. Our first localized domain is on Spanish on kiwifarms.pa.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Destacado
this is my oc. his name is apteryx agronomist.

apteryx agronomist.webp

he is good at racing. a "racist," if you will. unfortunately he has been banned from accepting payouts when he wins because he thinks that geldings are not real mares.
 
Core Theorist dijo:
Y'know, I'm starting to sympathize both with zoomers and boomers at the same time. On the one hand I thought this was lame as fuck as soon as I opened the thread, but then I actually played the video and I couldn't help but root for Jovial Merryment anyway.
Presiona para expandir...
lol same. I initially called this reddit shit then next thing I know I'm drawing fanart for the horses and shit. The video edits people made really got me hyped
 
Today's horse race test is split into two parts
Part 1
Part 2
It came close with Door Knob nearly taking the victory but Jovial Merriment shows everyone why he's the best again. Cyan is stuck in loser purgatory where he chases carrots forever and doesn't even get a name.

Some of today's fanart:

2.webp
"Pity carrots don't taste as good as the real ones" (source)

1.webp
Cyan training arc (source)

3.webp
"I'll take it" (source)

4.webp5.webp
"So close, but not close enough" (source)
 
Última edición:
One Quick Post dijo:
Today's horse race test is split into two parts
Part 1
Part 2
It came close with Door Knob nearly taking the victory but Jovial Merriment shows everyone why he's the best again. Cyan is stuck in loser purgatory where he chases carrots forever and doesn't even get a name.

Some of today's fanart:

Ver archivo adjunto 7254696
"Pity carrots don't taste as good as the real ones" (source)

Ver archivo adjunto 7254688
Cyan training arc (source)

Ver archivo adjunto 7254709
"I'll take it" (source)

Ver archivo adjunto 7254758Ver archivo adjunto 7254777
"So close, but not close enough" (source)
Presiona para expandir...
That brown bitch threw for real. I was team Jovial Merryment all the way. Cyan cucks are on suicide watch.
 
Today's horse race test in two parts:
Part 1
Part 2
We got two horse race tests today, one normal test and one weird abomination test. Notably, the winner of the last abomination test A Mysterious Figure is missing from the race, and it was won by Garbage Bin. On the test everyone actually cares about, it was of course won by Jovial Merryment.

He also changed the colors of the abomination horses a bit.
3.webp
I just noticed they're all shades of cyan...

Some of today's fanart:

"GOD'S FAVORITE, SATAN'S MOST JOVIAL SOLDIER" (source)

"CYANIDE WIFE" (source)
4.webp
"Cyan's lament" (source)
 
One Quick Post dijo:
Today's horse race test in two parts:
Part 1
Part 2
We got two horse race tests today, one normal test and one weird abomination test. Notably, the winner of the last abomination test A Mysterious Figure is missing from the race, and it was won by Garbage Bin. On the test everyone actually cares about, it was of course won by Jovial Merryment.

He also changed the colors of the abomination horses a bit.
Ver archivo adjunto 7268758
I just noticed they're all shades of cyan...

Some of today's fanart:
1.mp4
"GOD'S FAVORITE, SATAN'S MOST JOVIAL SOLDIER" (source)
2.mp4
"CYANIDE WIFE" (source)
Ver archivo adjunto 7268766
"Cyan's lament" (source)
Presiona para expandir...
I don't get why anyone would ever bet against Jovial Merryment. I swear either he runs it over and over until she wins or it has some weird ai that gives her better bounce angles.
 
Dr. Ricearoni dijo:
I don't get why anyone would ever bet against Jovial Merryment. I swear either he runs it over and over until she wins or it has some weird ai that gives her better bounce angles.
Presiona para expandir...
I remember at one point the dev said he uses pixel perfect collision, so rather than having hitboxes they bounce any time their sprite touches the wall. So the horses aren't exactly equal, their shape actually effects how they bounce about. But still with how consistently Jovial Merryment wins, I am starting to suspect this is scripted, yeah.
 
Today there's four parts to the horse race test:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
The abomination test was won by Nighttime Knifemare and all the others kind of faded away and a heart appeared. In an earlier, deleted version of the race Cyan briefly appeared there instead.
1.webp
Then Superstitional Realism and A Mysterious Figure bounced around for a while.

On the actual race, they took out Jovial Merryment to give everyone else a chance and they raced for the... apple? The race was won by the newly named Comely Material Morning. There's also some weird noise in the background like a TV has been left on or something.

Overall this is becoming some kind of weird ARG or some shit. I kind of liked it better when the horses just bounced about, but the fucked up abomination horse fanart is also kinda cool.

Some of today's fanart:

"YET ANOTHER FUCKING WIN FROM JOVIAL MERRYMENT, NOTHING CAN STOP HER SHE IS THE GOAT! THEY WANT TO HATE HER, THEY WANT HER TO LOSE BUT SHE WON'T, YELLOW IS GETTIN CRACKED TONIGHT I KNOW IT!!!! JOVIAL FUCKING MERRYMENT" (source)
3.webp
"???" (source)
4.webp
"Abstractions" (source)
2.webp
"the new apple of my eye" (source)
 
Destacado
Debes iniciar sesión o registrarte para responder aquí.
Atrás
Top Abajo