Hitler or Stalin - Who would you work for/be friends with?

[Monika H.]

Who would be your new best friend?
Motivate your answer.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

 

[The Fool]

It's not even a contest. I'm not going to associate with a dirty commie. Besides, Hitler makes nice art.

 

[Pablo Birmingham]

Stalin in the streets, but Hitler in the sheets, if you know what I mean.

 

[Sir Auroras]

Communism is complete fucking garbage. Hitler can draw me like one of his kraut girls any day.

 

[Hell0]

stalin was a dirty commie. but, hitler, he probably thinks cat are jewish propaganda so eh.

 

[Male]

I wish Hitler would film me like one of his aryan women

 

[Blender]

I heard hitler had a big dick

 

[SigSauer]

You forgot George Lincoln Rockwell.

 

[millais]

Hitler would probably be less difficult to be around since he was a non-smoker. Stalin was always constantly smoking that real shitty Georgian tobacco out of a pipe, and he liked dump the ashes out on top of the heads of companions who fell out of favor with him.

 

[AnOminous]

Neither. Both would kill me. Either I'd be useless to them and get killed for that, or I'd be useful to them for a short period of time, like Ernst Rohm or some shit, and then get killed to improve the image of the party, or that paranoid faggot Stalin would decide I was a threat to him and kill me. Either way I'd end up dead.

So either choice I had, I'd either shoot the fucker or more likely run away.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Hitler because at least he was honest about it.

 

[wateryketchup]

Hitler was a filthy lil Austrian manlet, Stalin killed way more people than him but is less hated for it now that's baller

 

[AnOminous]

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Jihad on you.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Hitler. Try to convince him to promote more Paganism, vegetarianism and that Slavs and Celts are white.

 

[The Fool]

I'd convince Hitler that circumcision is the key to the ubermench and to take it back from the jews.

 

[PantsFreeZone]

Jihad on you.

 

[mate]

 

[Zaragoza]

Stalin seems like a guy you can trust, I'm sure he would trust me too and not stab me in the back if you're honest with him. : )

 

[IV 445]

Hitler, only because Stalin seems the kind of guy who would have you shot for the smallest thing.

Hitler wouldn’t kill a cracker like me, we are too valuable in his mind. But Stalin? Who knows