This is absolutely hilarious if you follow sports, and it's still pretty damn great even if you don't. This may have been already posted in the Florida school shooting thread, but fuck it, this deserves its own shit.
tl;dr:
>NFL player (Martin) comes out a few years ago and complains that a couple of his teammates are bullying and harassing him (it's way more complicated than that, but you get the idea)
>Martin quits team because his feelings were hurt
>NFL opens an investigation because they didn't want bad press
>gives one of the "bullies" an eight game suspension for the same reason, claim he created a "hostile working environment"
>Martin washed out of the league, "bullies" went on to play many more years
>five years later, Martin posts an Instagram of a shotgun and ammunition, tags some of the bullies as well as his fucking high school (dude is twenty-eight years old)
>gets arrested

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...than-martin-detained-police-social-media-post
Former Miami Dolphins offensive lineman Jonathan Martin was detained for questioning in Los Angeles as a result of a threatening image posted on social media and has been released, a spokesman for the Los Angeles Police Department said.
USA Today reported that Martin was detained at a Los Angeles-area medical facility where he went to seek treatment Friday. Martin was trying to check himself into the hospital, the paper reported.
"The individual we believe responsible for the social media post in question has been detained and our investigation is ongoing," the Los Angeles Police Department said in a statement, later adding that he had been released.
ABC News confirmed that Martin was the man detained by police.
It is unknown whether the Instagram account is Martin's account or if he posted the image.
The image on the Instagram account said: "When you're a bully victim & a coward, your options are suicide, or revenge." The image showed a shotgun, ammunition and tagged four accounts, including those belonging to former Miami teammates Richie Incognito and Mike Pouncey. It also included hashtags for Harvard-Westlake, where he went to high school, and the Miami Dolphins.
Another person tagged was James Dunleavy. Martin went to Harvard-Westlake with a James Dunleavy who was the son of former NBA coach Mike Dunleavy and went on to play basketball at USC.
Martin accused Incognito and Pouncey of bullying him in 2013 when they were teammates in Miami, which resulted in an NFL investigation. The investigation found that Icognito, Pouncey and John Jerry created a hostile working environment for Martin, who left the team in the middle of the season.
Incognito was suspended for eight games by the NFL because of the investigation.
Martin hasn't played in the NFL since 2015. Weeks after retiring, Martin posted a lengthy message on Facebook explaining that he suffered from depression and had tried to kill himself on multiple occasions.
Harvard-Westlake, an elite private school in Los Angeles, closed Friday morning in response to the post, but police told ESPN there was no direct threat to the school.
According to a source, the Dolphins security director reached out to the league to make them aware of the post. Pouncey was also made aware.
ESPN's Jenna Laine and Mike Rodak contributed to this report.
tl;dr:
>NFL player (Martin) comes out a few years ago and complains that a couple of his teammates are bullying and harassing him (it's way more complicated than that, but you get the idea)
>Martin quits team because his feelings were hurt
>NFL opens an investigation because they didn't want bad press
>gives one of the "bullies" an eight game suspension for the same reason, claim he created a "hostile working environment"
>Martin washed out of the league, "bullies" went on to play many more years
>five years later, Martin posts an Instagram of a shotgun and ammunition, tags some of the bullies as well as his fucking high school (dude is twenty-eight years old)
>gets arrested
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...than-martin-detained-police-social-media-post
Former Miami Dolphins offensive lineman Jonathan Martin was detained for questioning in Los Angeles as a result of a threatening image posted on social media and has been released, a spokesman for the Los Angeles Police Department said.
USA Today reported that Martin was detained at a Los Angeles-area medical facility where he went to seek treatment Friday. Martin was trying to check himself into the hospital, the paper reported.
"The individual we believe responsible for the social media post in question has been detained and our investigation is ongoing," the Los Angeles Police Department said in a statement, later adding that he had been released.
ABC News confirmed that Martin was the man detained by police.
It is unknown whether the Instagram account is Martin's account or if he posted the image.
The image on the Instagram account said: "When you're a bully victim & a coward, your options are suicide, or revenge." The image showed a shotgun, ammunition and tagged four accounts, including those belonging to former Miami teammates Richie Incognito and Mike Pouncey. It also included hashtags for Harvard-Westlake, where he went to high school, and the Miami Dolphins.
Another person tagged was James Dunleavy. Martin went to Harvard-Westlake with a James Dunleavy who was the son of former NBA coach Mike Dunleavy and went on to play basketball at USC.
Martin accused Incognito and Pouncey of bullying him in 2013 when they were teammates in Miami, which resulted in an NFL investigation. The investigation found that Icognito, Pouncey and John Jerry created a hostile working environment for Martin, who left the team in the middle of the season.
Incognito was suspended for eight games by the NFL because of the investigation.
Martin hasn't played in the NFL since 2015. Weeks after retiring, Martin posted a lengthy message on Facebook explaining that he suffered from depression and had tried to kill himself on multiple occasions.
Harvard-Westlake, an elite private school in Los Angeles, closed Friday morning in response to the post, but police told ESPN there was no direct threat to the school.
According to a source, the Dolphins security director reached out to the league to make them aware of the post. Pouncey was also made aware.
ESPN's Jenna Laine and Mike Rodak contributed to this report.