hi

[polonium]

Listen to Vinnie Tortorich and eat low carbs

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

So I was here one day, then I wasn't. Now I'm here again. Hi!

tl;dr: I'm fat, health problems I have not talked about happened, doctor told me to stop being fat. I'm trying to stop being fat. Lots of other health problems too. Sitting on my ass and playing video games was a great career choice. I highly encourage it.

Not talking about it was your first mistake. You should bore the fuck out of hundreds of thousands of people each month by doing nothing but talking about it. Like Boogie does.

You can play those kickass Kinect dancing games and get sexy like me

I broke a coffee table doing the Dance Party part of Kinect Star Wars. Fell right on it somehow. Thankfully it was a cheap ass wood one without a glass top.

Was worth it since Jabba called me a "Bouncing Bounty Hunter." The main Kinect Stars Wars game sucked, even on those rare moments when the Kinect actually worked as advertised, but the dance part was kind of amusing after a few beers.

 

[Coldgrip]

I wondered what happened to you.

Now speak to us oh Goaty-one, tell us the secrets that mankind was never meant to know.

 

[NQ 952]

Not talking about it was your first mistake. You should bore the fuck out of hundreds of thousands of people each month by doing nothing but talking about it. Like Boogie does.

I'm fat, please give me money. You like me because I act fat. Please keep enabling me.

Now speak to us oh Goaty-one, tell us the secrets that mankind was never meant to know.

If an animal doesn't pass the mirror test, it has no sense of self. Therefore it is ethical to consume that animal.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

I'm fat, please give me money. You like me because I act fat. Please keep enabling me.

How about 100 dollars in McDonalds coupons? But you have to film yourself eating 100 dollars worth of those regular hamburgers.

 

[NQ 952]

How about 100 dollars in McDonalds coupons? But you have to film yourself eating 100 dollars worth of those regular hamburgers.

Suicide by McDonald's is the least tastiest way to go

 

[vertexwindi]

Suicide by McDonald's is the least tastiest way to go

If you're gonna be fat, at least have good taste in food.

You should read the sticky on /fit/, heard it helps tons. (hur hur)

 

[Coconut Gun]

If you're gonna be fat, at least have good taste in food.

You should read the sticky on /fit/, heard it helps tons. (hur hur)

I already eat 5 pounds of oats and do 1,000 squats a day, what else can I do?

 

[Fagnacious D]

get an exercise bike and put it in place of the chair you use to play games with. That way when you play games you can lose weight. Peddle while you play.

 

[NSA]

If you want to be a health nut, hang around health nuts.

That peer pressure thing is the best medicine.