Oh go cry me a river Hamby.
I'll accept all my a-log ratings but this video actually made me mad. Some people will get their first introductions to the crapfest sobfest that is Big AL watching this video. And these people will be outraged, saddened etc by the heartfelt hardships this kind, pure, selfless, giving, caring person has to go through. I can just picture Hamby sitting on her crusty mattress, stuffing her maw with her third orange chicken meal and cackling to Becky "The plan is working! It's working! Finally everyone will see the truth."
Like AL sees it: This Disney princess who would be the most beautiful woman in the world outshining Kate Winslet, Blake Lively, Gal Gadot, Aishwarya Rai and countless others. But alas her otherworldly essence of beauty is masked by a 529 pounds of overflowing blubber. Why, you ask me? Because mean heaters in the internet and in her past were cruel to this Snow White. These evil people saw and keep seeing the beauty in her and want to keep it hidden. So they berate her so she has no other choice but to eat more to mask her beauty that would even make Aphrodite herself feel ashamed. She isn't to blame for her massive weight gain. She's never been at fault.
She still keeps fighting to lose weight and tries to eat healthy. She also needs a help from a good Catholic priest who specializes in exorcisms. Most of her life she's been haunted by this demonic creature still unknown in Biblical terminologies, but she refers to it as the elusive figure in the corner. The Black shadow. The Binge Monster. No physical descriptions as of yet. This spectre in the night has been tormenting her for years and is also responsible for her weight gain. It forces her to eat. This demonic spirit enters her carcass body and replaces her angelic pure kind nature with something...else. These demonic possession are called binge modes. She becomes angry, haughty, snappy, extremely demanding and berates her girlfriend and friends every chance she gets. She demands to be driven to dozen different places to get tons of food and doesn't appreciate the effort the people around her do for her. But all these negative things are not a big deal and shouldn't hurt their feeling because it is not Amber's fault. It was the Binge Monster's fault.
Ah I give up. I could go on and on and on but the list is never ending. There's the rape lies, how she actually treats her animals, how she treated Density and other exes, all other lies and manipulations.
