hi, i'm amberlynn 8/16/2018

That was just slid in there without comment, wasn't it?

What happened to "I'm 522 but that's ok because I'm not gaining?" (not verbatim.) Guess some bastard put a carjack in her cavernous gob, pumped it to max and just poured Orange Chicken in there, cackling all the while as Our Poor Brave Gorl (TM) jiggled in protest.

Or she ate Twinkie.
I'd wager she's closer to 535-540 now. Honestly.
 
Ya know... I sometimes almost kinda feel for her because she is seriously fucked up. Like, imagine being her for a day, srsly - fat af, delusional af, living with Mrs. Thumbface and a couple of gay rednecks in a smelly shitty house in god damn KY. I can somewhat get that she got to be the way she is because of the shitty upbringing she had or whatever.

BUT
HOWEVER:
1. Amber, get off YT, it ain't good for 'ya. The only reason she doesn't do that is I think she gets a kick out of crying wolf (not gonna talk about the money, It's pointless)

2. You HAVE turned into a monster and it's very hard for people to sympathize with you because
a) a lot of people struggle with the same or even worse shit but they come out of it because they "rebel" by REFUSING to fall victim to their past and they fight for a better, normal life;
b) I do believe you honestly see yourself as a good person who is just misunderstood but that is in direct contradiction with your actions and your general attitude, well, from what you choose to show us at least;
and c) hon, you lied so much by now, you're like the Mundane Matt of food vloggers (or whatever you consider your niche) and on top of that you just come off as being as good an actress as someone on one of those "true life" morning/afternoon shows that only brain dead unemployed folks seem to enjoy...

Gorl, get over yourself.
 
That was just slid in there without comment, wasn't it?

What happened to "I'm 522 but that's ok because I'm not gaining?" (not verbatim.) Guess some bastard put a carjack in her cavernous gob, pumped it to max and just poured Orange Chicken in there, cackling all the while as Our Poor Brave Gorl (TM) jiggled in protest.

Or she ate Twinkie.
She's gaining for my 600 lb life. Moving little and letting the binge monster control her.
 
Her perception of her lying is actually quite fascinating.

She lies for various reasons and they are discrete types - you'll all recognise those categories and probably many others I've not picked up. For example, there is the "defensive lie" which is a childish knee-jerk reaction to avoid trouble as one distinct category, or the "denial lie" where she flat out refuses to acknowledge the truth even to herself.

But the really interesting lies are the ones that support Amberlynn; The Life, The Legend. The self-aggrandisement, the insistence her version of past events is one hundred percent objective reality, and the false front to show herself in a certain light. The really strange thing is that liars like these can cease to recognise the untruth, and they get furiously angry if anybody dares question the party line. I don't know how to describe it without PL, but these kinds of people not only assume you will support the lies but won't even tell you what they are, so others end up walking a tightrope trying to psychically divine the version the pathological liar has presented to the wider audience and then row in with it. Not doing so brings untold hell and damnation down on anyone who fucks up, however innocently - if you're unfortunate enough to know one of these people, you will lie yourself to support their lies rather than face the inevitable tantrum.

We've seen it; Becky or whoever says things that are manifestly untrue ("she's nowhere near 500lbs/Rickie loves her/I was too anxious for Pride") to avoid the reeeeee, but in so doing she cements the lie in Albert's mind - how often has she said "you can ask Becky/Destiny/Rafe?" Apart from the fact we can't, it serves to solidify the new "truth" so, if anyone calls her out, she's genuinely bewildered and angry. The lie is now reality.

Blah blah blah. Is what I thunks, anyway. It just seems some of her lies are literal toddler-level, like denying eating sweets we all saw her shovelling in two days ago. But the interesting ones are the ones that prop up her psyche and those have become objective canon in her mind.

She'll flake on therapy, if its happening at all. Otherwise it's going to take years to unpack - screw her, I have feels for her poor therapist! I hope at least she's paying through the nose for it!
 
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You don't fucking have to imagine laying in the field of sunflowers, you could actually do it if you gave a shit about yourself, truly.
I hate that mentality for there are people who have terminal illnesses and they can't do anything about it, she could turn it around if she would just take the steps in the right direction.

The sentiment is spot on. She's stuck on hopes and dreams and never progresses to any action to get where she wants to go.

As for her actually laying down in a sunflower field, I mean, that shit would just be uncomfortable. It's just hard dirt and when you're on the ground, the flowers are 6' over you. Even if she meant the smaller sunflower-type wildflowers that grow like weeds that's not really a vision of a relaxing time. But then, she probably thinks that what the rest of the world calls daisies are sunflowers or some shit.
 
I have never been more upset and disgusted by one of her videos. These recent videos are OBVIOUSLY just an attempt to seem likeable for whatever show called her. As if though they arent going to do their due diligence and only watch her new stuff. This video screamed "Hey, these are facts about me! Honest to God, Im a good person. Idk why my subscribers dont like me but just listen to my voiceeeeeeeeeee. Ignore the haydurs". God knows that if people found out WHO interviewed her, they would try to contact the network and dissuade them.

I would think the fact that she is the way she is would make Reality TV people want her even more.

As for what they would find with a Google search: 2nd result is Lolcow Wiki, and on the first page of results there's also the General Discussion thread and a thread from a website called Pretty Ugly Little Liar
 
Producers saw how many cuts (50?) it took to get the first three minutes out and noped the fuck out of this one. Nobody got patience for that many takes, even on a "reality show".
 
Does anybody else think she looks a lot better than usual in this video? Like, cute almost. I dunno, i know she’s just whining as usual, but if i saw that face in a bar i’d Might try to by her a drink, idk.
I have questions.

1. How drunk or high are you?
2. How horny are you?
3. Are you into inflation?
4. Have you had your eyes checked recently?
 
Lahhin' about rape is bad enough, people can hate someone for that alone. We have so many other reasons to dislike her though.

She's insane if she even considers going on TV in any capacity.

It's tabloid manna. The quarter-ton lesbian with a fake rape accusation against her TG ex - the kind of thing that's a ten-second sensation for us, it just becomes tomorrow's fish n chip wrapper. But the ramifications for her would be really serious and long-term. She's beyond stupid, has no foresight, won't listen to anyone and HAS to be seen to be right. The whole saga would make a trash TV show salivate.

Ps. @balcolm - I think Sneasel has already laid claim to our gorl. Can we interest you in the Thumb instead?
 
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I think this the first time Amber really described how she feels about herself and taped it...
She is the absolute victim of society, the poor little gorl who threw her chance at life and has convinced herself that she had never had one, who is so kind and generous because she gives a few cents to homeless people and has adopted a chihuahua (who is now as obese as she is because she can't even feed her dog right) and two cats (who, from what I was able to see, are underweight, and one of them still needs to be fixed, because she doesn't care if one of her dear cats dies of ovary cancer), who suffers from self-diagnosed depresshun and anxiety and another dozen mental illnesses she uses to defend herself from the haydurs, justify her shitty actions and feel more speshul than the others.
Nothing is the truth but what leaves her mouth, and even if it left her mouth but in the meantime she has changed her mind, then it's not true anymore. I don't know if it's common somewhere else but here, but her idea of truth reminds me of: "I wasn't there, and if I was there, I was sleeping. And if I was sleeping, I was dreaming. And if I was dreaming, I was having a nightmare".

This video is either a second audition for 600 pounds life, or she knows about the AmberCon there will be this Saturday and is trying to gain pity points.


(For Amber, since she surely reads the farms:honestly, if the story you feel like you're never going to complete is Scottie, you can donate all your blank journals: that story is shit and no publishing company would even read further than the first page.)
 
Does she really not understand that she is the one who outs herself as a liar?
 
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