here’s your white noise - 7/2/2019

[Strawberry Pocky]

Here's the thing. Southerners are generally proud of where they come from in the same way everyone is. Yes, there is the brand of redneck that would kick the shit out of her verbally for being such a cunt. My issue is not that she constantly insults this particular shithole. My issue is that Becky has specifically told her that it makes her sad when she does it. That right there tells you all you need to know about their relationship and their respective emotional intelligence. A normal person of average emotional development would repeat that it's unacceptable and hurtful for her to keep saying these things. A normal person of average emotional development would hear that and think, hey I shouldn't be such a cunt. Instead, their "relationship" if we can call it that, consists of Hamber doing everything she wants and fuck everyone else and their feelings.

It's pitiful to watch, I agree.
It's the big, fat, playground bully repeatedly kicking sand into the slightly smaller fat nerdy autistic boy's squashy crooked face and laughing. The dumb-dumb Sped kid is a super easy target who everyone knows won't fight back so the big fatass playground bully is going to keep doing it over and over and over again. The piggy little Sped kid might occasionally squeal and flail about and shout "no no no STAWP!" but nothing is ever going to actually stop or change.

We have literally been watching a manipulative, abusive, toxic relationship circle the drain "live" on Youtube for like two years now and both HamLard and Thumbo Jumbo are both either too fucking stupid or too mired in the dysfunction to realize it.

 

[UW 411]

What an invisible freckle of a chin on that Becky lad. Also loving the Pillow Mountain shoutouts.

Bet that 'friend' of hers is giggling her tits off. "she doesn't really have anyone but ME, I mean she has a fiance...."

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

What an invisible freckle of a chin on that Becky lad. Also loving the Pillow Mountain shoutouts.

Bet that 'friend' of hers is giggling her tits off. "she doesn't really have anyone but ME, I mean she has a fiance...."

LOL there is no "Friend"

Her "friends" only exist in her tiny, fat-suffocated simpleton mind. We have never seen or heard from these amazing, very very very very very VERY VERY VERY best friends never not ONCE in the six years she has been on Youtube. And she doesn't mention them at all until she needs to make them up again to lie about something or to pretend that she has a fake imaginary friend again in order to defend herself.
(Like when she had a Transgender BEST FRIEND back when she was being Transphobic AF on YouNow and people were calling her out for it)

 

[Twinkie]

Well. Another southern stereotype is that they're polite people (even if they're actually being too-faced, passive-aggressive or shady). The stereotype is that southern people aren't brash, and aren't likely to jump in and call you on your shit right then and there.

So if we're talking stereotypes, it makes sense that Becky never says anything. Even if Becky has told Amberlynn that it hurts her, Amberlynn will keep doing it because she knows ole hillbilly Becky is not likely to clap back when Amberlynn is lying, being disrespectful, etc.

Amberlynn takes advantage of people, water is wet...

 

[Pony Horn]

Noting something afoot with pillow mountain there. Seems like they have an adjustable bed pushed up against the wall. Hm.

One thing this pretty much proves is that they don't share the same bed. I know Becky is a pushover but I've never met a woman who would allow her side of the bed to be pushed up against a wall.

Then when you consider a 600 lb woman would be blocking a 350 lb woman against a wall. Lol no way. No one is gonna wait 5-10 minutes for some deathfat to get out of bed everytime they need to get up to go to the bathroom or whatever.

 

[Madam Spergwell]

Goddamn that thumbnail, please, oh please chop that onto Jabba the hutt because she looking the part.

So I guess we're crossing the event horizon of boredom now. The sheer levels of nothingness, I feel like I blacked out and lost time even trying to watch this shit.

(Not quite what you asked for, but the screencaps are from the same video, and used to massacre the beautiful original art of Star Wars illustrator Brian Rood. Just want to give credit where it's due.)

 

[UW 411]

LOL there is no "Friend"

Her "friends" only exist in her tiny, fat-suffocated simpleton mind. We have never seen or heard from these amazing, very very very very very VERY VERY VERY best friends never not ONCE in the six years she has been on Youtube. And she doesn't mention them at all until she needs to make them up again to lie about something or to pretend that she has a fake imaginary friend again in order to defend herself.
(Like when she had a Transgender BEST FRIEND back when she was being Transphobic AF on YouNow and people were calling her out for it)

Honestly, I figured it was Shartla or one of those old 'friends'. I assumed that AL genuinely thought that she was getting exclusive uploads/'stories' from on IG or FB, specifically for her through this odd app she mentioned.

Can't pretend I didn't doubt it to be bullshit too though .