here’s your white noise - 7/2/2019

[Prince Lotor]

what would Becky say to her past self? don't waste time on people, relationships and take better care of yourself. if Becky lives another 10 years she'll be saying the same thing only then it will be alot worse... don't quit your job and gain 300 pounds.

I'm no diet expert like Amberlynn but I thought romaine, red and green leaf lettuce had some nutrition in it. Or maybe she meant not the same nutrition as orange chicken does.

She's probably talking specifically about Iceberg lettuce as that is commonly referred to as 'a nutritional void'. This is a misconception as Iceberg lettuce does contain many of the same nutrients as other lettuces, but half as much or less by volume.
Recent research has shown that the water you eat may have more health benefits (be absorbed by your body better, and be available and absorbed over a longer period of time) than the water you drink.
A serving of Iceberg lettuce still counts as a serving of vegetables which many people aren't getting enough of, so if you like Iceberg lettuce eat it, it's definitely not the dietary equivalent of eating packing peanuts that it commonly gets referred to as.
https://www.techtimes.com/articles/...ing-water-is-better-than-drinking-it-what.htm

Although, to be fair, she is incredibly fucking stupid so she may have heard Iceberg lettuce being referred to as completely devoid of nutritional value and just literally thinks ALL lettuces have no nutritional value.

 

[497]

She's probably talking specifically about Iceberg lettuce as that is commonly referred to as 'a nutritional void'. This is a misconception as Iceberg lettuce does contain many of the same nutrients as other lettuces, but half as much or less by volume.
Recent research has shown that the water you eat may have more health benefits (be absorbed by your body better, and be available and absorbed over a longer period of time) than the water you drink.
A serving of Iceberg lettuce still counts as a serving of vegetables which many people aren't getting enough of, so if you like Iceberg lettuce eat it, it's definitely not the dietary equivalent of eating packing peanuts that it commonly gets referred to as.
https://www.techtimes.com/articles/...ing-water-is-better-than-drinking-it-what.htm

Although, to be fair, she is incredibly fucking stupid so she may have heard Iceberg lettuce being referred to as completely devoid of nutritional value and just literally thinks ALL lettuces have no nutritional value.

our gorl is already suffering from water weight gain and swelling so the only way she can eat vegetables with water in them is if they are covered in cream cheese and bacons.

 

[Bookish]

This was so meta with the pointed references and weird editing. I guess she's trying to take the fun out of it.

 

[JaneThough]

She's probably talking specifically about Iceberg lettuce as that is commonly referred to as 'a nutritional void'. This is a misconception as Iceberg lettuce does contain many of the same nutrients as other lettuces, but half as much or less by volume.
Recent research has shown that the water you eat may have more health benefits (be absorbed by your body better, and be available and absorbed over a longer period of time) than the water you drink.
A serving of Iceberg lettuce still counts as a serving of vegetables which many people aren't getting enough of, so if you like Iceberg lettuce eat it, it's definitely not the dietary equivalent of eating packing peanuts that it commonly gets referred to as.
https://www.techtimes.com/articles/...ing-water-is-better-than-drinking-it-what.htm

Although, to be fair, she is incredibly fucking stupid so she may have heard Iceberg lettuce being referred to as completely devoid of nutritional value and just literally thinks ALL lettuces have no nutritional value.

I, for one, take all my nutritional advice from 600 lb behemoths.

 

[CindyChafe]

Agree, Amber would fuck a dog for two seconds worth of attention. It would, of course, have to be a Great Dane, but that's not really the point.

White Gorls fuck dogs...

Rate me late I don’t care.

 

[Who Now]

She wants to move by the end of the year thats what that answer was

She could move out today if she wanted to. She is terrified Necks will dump her if she takes her away from her friends. She is so rude talking about how she hates it in Kentucky. Has no sensitivity that maybe that is insulting to Necks. Most people don't like people trashing where they live, especially if they grew up there.

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

She could move out today if she wanted to. She is terrified Necks will dump her if she takes her away from her friends. She is so rude talking about how she hates it in Kentucky. Has no sensitivity that maybe that is insulting to Necks. Most people don't like people trashing where they live, especially if they grew up there.

Based on totally inaccurate stereotypical view of people down south, the moment she said she didn't like Kentucky, Becky should have said "git the fuck out then u summabitch"

 

[MG 620]

I read a statistic yesterday that 100% of deathfats who diet on their own, without professional help, fail. 100%.

Of course they do. A gorl gotta eat.

 

[MissLosR]

Absolutely fucking not.

I can usually put her on in the background and listen to it double speed, but I lasted about 1 minute before throwing in the towel.

I'm glad no one has done a detailed recap for this one, your mental health is more important than that.

I used to do closed captioning work and considered recapping this, thinking that if I had to watch it anyway I might as well. I couldn't even get past that awful intro where Amber sniffs and the camera jumps around while Becky looks disgusted and Amber's face screams she's So RaNdoM GuiZe I'm REalLy WeiRd in ReaL liF3 XD :3.

 

[raspberry peach]

The audacity of this fat bitch thinking she is so interesting that she can just film herself/her butler doing fucking nothing all the time, and people will be entertained. I can't.

 

[Xenomorph]

Remember when AL told everyone she was above the trolling videos? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

 

[disintegration]

Also... what is this connect four business on her arm?

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Noting something afoot with pillow mountain there. Seems like they have an adjustable bed pushed up against the wall. Hm.

 

[Strawberry Pocky]

Based on totally inaccurate stereotypical view of people down south, the moment she said she didn't like Kentucky, Becky should have said "git the fuck out then u summabitch"

99% of Southerners and/or Kentuckians WOULD have said something of exactly that sort of proud, hillbilly fried flavour. ThickNeck Beefy ThumbTard however is a snivelling spineless coward and is a blubbery 360 pound lard ball that will only cry and whine about depreshun and anx-shy-hitty and is therefore an utter embarrassment to your entire United States of America. All she is ever gonna do is roll over and go big, sloppy belly up whenever ALR makes her Narcissist demands or starts shitting on Kentucky...exposing her obese bloated udders as an act of submission and shame.

 

[Guardsman42]

99% of Southerners and/or Kentuckians WOULD have said something of exactly that sort of proud, hillbilly fried flavour. ThickNeck Beefy ThumbTard however is a snivelling spineless coward and is a blubbery 360 pound lard ball that will only cry and whine about depreshun and anx-shy-hitty and is therefore an utter embarrassment to your entire United States of America. All she is ever gonna do is roll over and go big, sloppy belly up whenever ALR makes her Narcissist demands or starts shitting on Kentucky...exposing her obese bloated udders as an act of submission and shame.

You know what your comment on becky made me realize? She's fucking Grima wormtongue. Absolutely 100% Grima Wormtongue.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

Wow, the cottage cheese sacks she calls arms are looking worse than ever in that lighteeeeeen

Ol' Dingy and Faithful must've finally stopped growing with her. Or it broke.
I wonder if she'll give it a Viking funeral. It's been a true warrior.

Remember, our gorl's knuckles betray her Portugese heritage, not Norse.

But more importantly, that bra was so clapped out I believe a Viking style incineration would impose immediate hazards. The fibres in that thing must be so stretched and frayed it would be like setting fire to dandelion spores sprinkled with petrol.

 

[Billie Ross]

Amber that is not a mole, that is a wart and you can easily get rid of it

She calls her dainty wart a "freckle"...

 

[Whale Lake 2]

No one pointed out that Becky's posters are back in their place. So this is either an older video (older than the others Amber did while sitting atop pillow mountain) or master and butler found common ground and went to sleep back in the same room.

 

[DubbleBubble]

Goddamn that thumbnail, please, oh please chop that onto Jabba the hutt because she looking the part.

So I guess we're crossing the event horizon of boredom now. The sheer levels of nothingness, I feel like I blacked out and lost time even trying to watch this shit.

 

[GinnyPotter]

It's so strange seeing two people who have almost identical chin/necks.

I mean would you even consider either of them having chins anymore? It's all melted into one big entity. At this point I honestly can't tell who's is worse.

 

[Whatthefuck]

99% of Southerners and/or Kentuckians WOULD have said something of exactly that sort of proud, hillbilly fried flavour. ThickNeck Beefy ThumbTard however is a snivelling spineless coward and is a blubbery 360 pound lard ball that will only cry and whine about depreshun and anx-shy-hitty and is therefore an utter embarrassment to your entire United States of America. All she is ever gonna do is roll over and go big, sloppy belly up whenever ALR makes her Narcissist demands or starts shitting on Kentucky...exposing her obese bloated udders as an act of submission and shame.

Here's the thing. Southerners are generally proud of where they come from in the same way everyone is. Yes, there is the brand of redneck that would kick the shit out of her verbally for being such a cunt. My issue is not that she constantly insults this particular shithole. My issue is that Becky has specifically told her that it makes her sad when she does it. That right there tells you all you need to know about their relationship and their respective emotional intelligence. A normal person of average emotional development would repeat that it's unacceptable and hurtful for her to keep saying these things. A normal person of average emotional development would hear that and think, hey I shouldn't be such a cunt. Instead, their "relationship" if we can call it that, consists of Hamber doing everything she wants and fuck everyone else and their feelings.