Help there's something wrong with kiwi farms

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Last seen Watching their favorite anime! （´∀｀）

I feel violated.

I know we're all weebs here but can the gold stars translate this nonsense super cute emoji ~uwu~?
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Dyn dijo:
I logged on today thinking everything would be normal but instead the entire forum was pedophiles what happened?
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>implying that this isn't normal

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Unparty dijo:
Where did he get so many anime avatars. That is the real question
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Not enough people are asking this.
 
I don't even know what anime or anime girl my pfp became. I'm just a dragonballfag.


DickMain dijo:
I just kinda wanna know how it was accomplished, honestly.
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Right? Were they all applied randomly, via a script, mass randomization all at once? Some kinda fukken' generator? Probably an image hosting site like dan/gelbooru and just pulled 'em.
 
DickMain dijo:
I just kinda wanna know how it was accomplished, honestly.
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We can pretty much guess at all of the steps.

1. Null finds a massive fuck-you 450MB zip file full of the anime images (where did he get this? That's the interesting question that we need to grill him about). He proceeds to extract it to his server.

2. The images are labelled 0.png through 9175.png. Now I'm not sure if they came like that or Null renamed them himself (because fuck downloading that 450MB zip file just to find out). But the point is that they're labelled that way, and there's 9176 different images.

3. Then just match up the numbers. There's no forum user 0, but there is a forum user 1, so he gets 1.png (at least for a little while, anyway). Forum user 2 gets 2.png, and so on.

4. But there's more than 9176 forum posters! So what to do? Well, just loop back from the beginning. Member number 9176 gets the 0.png avatar, Member 9177 gets 1.png again, and so on. (This is called a modulo in mathematics.)

5. So from there it's simple. Null just writes a server-side script that gets a user's user number, modulos it with 9175 so that it's a number between 0 and 9175, and then replaces their avatar with that image.
 
Fuck you @Null I was in the middle of molesting a child when my avatar turned back and it got really really awkward.
 
Hell, Null turned me back into a weeaboo, I'm all downloading new anime series, and sneering if it's not subtitle-only!!!

I haven't abused anime in almost 20 years but NOW I CANT STOP!!!! FUCK YOU VERY MUCH! 🖕
 
The Un-Clit dijo:
Hell, Null turned me back into a weeaboo, I'm all downloading new anime series, and sneering if it's not subtitle-only!!!

I haven't abused anime in almost 20 years but NOW I CANT STOP!!!! FUCK YOU VERY MUCH! 🖕
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I'm glad you showed up, because I was gonna muse on how I was sad not to have gotten a Tokyo Gore Police picture.
 
DickMain dijo:
I'm glad you showed up, because I was gonna muse on how I was sad not to have gotten a Tokyo Gore Police picture.
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This is my original avatar. I got Koro-Sensei from Assassination Classroom during April Fools. And am honestly considering going back to him permanently.
 
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