Help Save User @WelperHelper99 From Himself

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My nigga, I top from the bottom. What you perceive as the caboose is in reality the conductor.
So go ahead and pull up, I got a bucket of Crisco on lock and I'm ready to turn this whole bitch into a slip-n-slide 🔫
I like yo chutzpah, goy, I promise you when we murk you with anal and stomach prolapse with our black dicks we'll weep tears for a fallen warrior...
 
Claiming that he'll totally stop being a gay sperg online and get a family "later" (in his 40's, when he's guaranteed to spawn nothing but more autistic anime fags)
Caring about what other men do with their dick is gay.
 
We need to get you on a an IV drip of testosterone. You need aggressiveness. You need hair growing on your chest. You need big muscles. You need to be angry and violent.
All of this is needed so you reject the cuteness.
I own guns bro. Trust me, I have full capacity to be "violent". I'd just rather meme and shitpost with my anime avi
 
We need to get you on a an IV drip of testosterone. You need aggressiveness. You need hair growing on your chest. You need big muscles. You need to be angry and violent.
All of this is needed so you reject the cuteness.
I have big muscles, hair on my chest, and I'm angry and capable of violence.

I am also a part-time anime avatar and connoisseur of kawaii. The two are not mutually exclusive.
 
I could always merge them lol. Maybe in January.
OK my nibba
Best of luck.
Lemme know if you wanna read some manifestos live on your welding channel!
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part-time anime avatar and connoisseur of kawaii
I could eat that avi for dinner
 
I have big muscles, hair on my chest, and I'm angry and capable of violence.

I am also a part-time anime avatar and connoisseur of kawaii. The two are not mutually exclusive.
I could always get Saber to hold a SKS, my personal rifle of choice (seriously I've had so much fun like you wouldn't believe with that little spud gun)
 
Hana-kun will an HE round down your gullet from 3 klicks away. Then she'll put together a beautiful bouquet and place it on your giblets.
I'm happy I'm not the only Girls Und Panzer fan on this site. If WWE is the anime of the West, GuP is the WWE of anime/ history world
 
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