Help, my ass makes whistle notes when farting.

[Mariposa Electrique]

What should I do?,

 

[Shidoen]

Adjust the tempo

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You can help muffle the whistling noise if you sit on an $11 cake when you need to pass gas.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Do Sweet Georgia Brown.

 

[the clap]

Train it to wolf-whistle at passing hotties.

 

[xXnigger_and_jew_haterxX]

start playing bagpipe

 

[DumbDude42]

Train it to wolf-whistle at passing hotties.

imagine a girl walking through a crowd and everyone she passes starts farting loudly
lmao

 

[Spud]

Take the thong out yo bussy playa.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Wait. Is that not normal?

 

[SCSI]

Try to find the brown note.

 

[Mojo Thief]

Play us a song with your butt flute.

We can call you the Fart Bard.

 

[Boss Baby]

This could actually be your flatulence being so loud that it causes temporary noise induced hearing loss. Temporary hearing loss can cause ringing in your ears, which you may be confusing with "whistle notes".

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Let the band camp know that it turns out you do know where the missing instrument is

 

[Just A Butt]

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

either remove the slim fitting dildo rammed up your ass or insert a bigger one
something more ... airtight

 

[Amphotericin B]

Find more people with the same problem and start a band.

 

[GHTD]

Do the whistles go "woooooooo"?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Start a band and call it the "Poopy Farts Band".

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Do the whistles go "woooooooo"?

Are you implying my ass is lose?

 

[Grub]

Are you implying my ass is lose?

Seems likely given the described scenario. Loose and kind of flappy.