Help me with an Amberlynn Stream

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aerostar88 dijo:
What I will say is that big AL tries to pretend the farms don't exist
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To be honest the only reason I found out about Kiwi Farms is because Amber would mention it All. The. Time. Not so much now, but right at the tail end of Destiny era into the Single-ready to mingle AL and right before she moved in with Becky and co. She mentioned Kiwi Farms so much her own aunt came here and started posting about her.

So she definitely knows KF exists but it’s more like she takes the stuff people talk about here and say that someone else texted it to her or tweeted it to her or whatever.

Didn’t the Amberlynn thread have to be quarantined here into a sort of lawless zone because when Amber would mention KF in a vlog or stream, her online haydurz and even white knights would come sign up and clutter up her thread with A-logs and power level stuff about how they’re better than Amber because ABC. Most of them were unable to assimilate into KF culture and ended up doxxed and humiliated with their tails between their legs.
 
She has dozens of videos with mukbang in the title while 'dieting'.
 

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Oh fuck yes, I'm so excited for this stream.

I'd say it's definitely worth mentioning how fast she's gained the last ~80 pounds, along with the fact that we think she might already be bedbound.

And then, y'know, just do like a montage of all the times she's "started over" juxtaposed with clips of her endless excuses. That alone could take the entire first hour lol, she's gotten "srsly serious for realz guise" like 15 times now and just keeps gaining weight.

She doesn't give a fuck and is in total denial. She says, "Welp, I can't NOT eat!" and then scarfs down 4 servings of rice, as if her only options are total starvation or 600 calories of pure empty carbs.

It's like she thinks if she just lies enough, somehow her viewers won't notice she's 600 fucking pounds. Like the right lie will hide 26 years of nonstop, unrestrained gluttony.
 
There are large portions of Amber she never shows the camera (no pun intended), she was apparently physically abusive to Kasey, and then there's whatever the fuck she's doing to Becky off camera. Her and Becky have openly admitted that Amber routinely verbally abuses Becky, but both claim that to be an actual entirely separate person from Amber called (((The Binge Monster))), which is really just Amber being the manipulative abusive asshole she is towards her girlfriend
 
Prince Lotor dijo:
There are large portions of Amber she never shows the camera (no pun intended), she was apparently physically abusive to Kasey, and then there's whatever the fuck she's doing to Becky off camera. Her and Becky have openly admitted that Amber routinely verbally abuses Becky, but both claim that to be an actual entirely separate person from Amber called (((The Binge Monster))), which is really just Amber being the manipulative abusive asshole she is towards her girlfriend
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qrn26AEQC-o
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This video creeps me out so much
 
Hey guys!!!

ok I have compiled notes (thx u v v much to everyone who provided stories) and I'm working on compiling clips and videos to show the world.

Now's the time to show me your favorite moments.
 
NOTE: cannot confirm my timestamps using the preview function. If the timestamps are wrong let me know and I'll correct them

I got all day for this shit, fuck my plan of pre-cooking half of the Thanksgiving dishes
(I wonder if null thinks we're more or less autistic as the CWC forum...)

Amber does a try-on video and has the dess on backwards (this is her most recent vid actually)

Weebles wobble but the don't fall down

Becky shows off her new big boy outfit

YES I'M SITTING DOWN MY BACK HURTS OK

can you see my face now?

Amber runs over Becky's foot in her scootypuff and doesn't give a single fuck She later claimed it wasn't Becky's foot; the "bump" was just a threshhold on the floor. She may be right, but who cares it was hilarious

The first three minutes of this video is GOLD
Becky gets pulled over for speeding, Amber secretly films the cop by slyly hiding her vlogging camera underneath her fupa, Becky has to keep the car registration in the trunk because Amber's gunt blocks the glove compartment. Afterwards they're at Walmart and Amber smugly assures us that YES she's in a scooter, she says this just as a 70-year-old woman navigates around the 27 year-old whale's cart. Without a hint of self awareness Amber explains why Becky got pulled over. The car used to shake anytime they got to 60 mph (because hauling Amber around destroyed the suspension, obvi) so Becky would use the car shaking as an indication of her speed, hence she fell out of the habit of looking at the actual spedometer. They got the car fixed so the car doesn't shake anymore and Becky didn't realize she was going almost 80 in a fucking 55 zone.

Traumatized Twinkie, Amberlynn doing her best Britney Spears impression
"This is Britney Spears!" (Full body angle from Eric's channel)

Amber shames Becky for excessive spending, Becky's reaction is priceless

"Bed Bound Suzy"
"Bed Bound Suzy" angle 2 (Amber checks her FitBit after arm dancing for three whole seconds)

"Marjoram is just what old people call margarine" This one probably isn't funny enough for a stream but it's a classic. Eric tries to make roasted chickpeas. Doesn't understand how to drain a can of beans so he pours them out on a paper towel; asks people to contact him on snapchat if they know a better way of draining beans. Doesn't know that marjoram is a spice; gets confused. Says Becky informed him that "marjoram is what old people call margarine"

Evolution of Eric's hair over 24 hours morning noon evening next morning

Eric encourages Amberlynn to drown Becky in the lake

Amber's hair gets caught in her portable fatty fan later gives up and pulls her hair out, Becky suggest she sell the hair clump on ebay

Amber tries mini golf, shes !!not shabby!!
it's really hard to get the balls in the hole but it's just part of the course
(not shown: "Sorry my lymphedema got in the way". I couldn't find that clip and....

I gotta get back to the kitchen gorls but if this is helping I can certainly add more later :feels:
 
Riding around Walmart fattly on a mobility scooter

This is the video the gif was made from. 8:34 she starts going by the mirror
 
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My favorite was her getting excited about surprising Destiny's mom. Her little seal clap and waddle brighten up even my darkest days.

Timestamped for ease.
 
"beanbag in a hurry" was such an iconic moment. I couldn't find the original, but here's a video (with improved sound!)


There was a debate about whether the guy was talking about playing horseshoes with a beanbag, which apparently is a common hobby in Buttfuck KY, or whether he was talking about Hamber. Either way, it kinda became a meme.
 
Just a few of my favorite gifs.



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Shit... I can't find the ones with the bugs crawling on her. Anyone have those saved?
 
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