Help! I been squarshed! - Oh no !

[#FF0000]

I GOT A LEAFBLOWER I'M DOING MY PART

 

[Tablet County]

Oops! My face is squarshed! I lost my shape! But I had an antisquarsh!

Antisquarsh is not enough. You need Protogent, world's only antisquarsh with shape-recovery software.

Think beyond antisquarsh, think Protogent.

 

[56 others]

I saw some guy walking around with a pair of cymbals, perhaps you got in his way?

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Cats are liquid
Just pour yourself into a cat shaped cup, dummy

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Don't worry, Frank Drebin of police squad owes me one, i will get him on the case

 

[eval()]

bro this is so wrong somebody help my nigga

 

[Cats]

STATUS: 0.09% Unsquashed. Above the legal limit.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Does this help

 

[FuckedOffToff]

I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to try and blow up cats heads anymore, after the last time.
Last time results:
Cat - 1 pack of oak-smoked salmon (happy cat)
Me - lasting brain damage due to oxygen deprivation (strangely resulted in me being happy too)
Family - really not happy. Especially at all the smart cats that keep showing up round here.
Hey, I'll ask them if they can help!!!

 

[Axiom.]

 

[Cats]

Me - lasting brain damage due to oxygen deprivation (strangely resulted in me being happy too)

that's called Hypoxia and that feeling is God's Love shining down upon you as you approach His eternal kingdom

 

[Elysian]