HELP how do I delete a post

[Jeremiah Tube Gamer]

I made a post on the forum called "Why you are a bad website (my reasons)" and now when you look up my username (not Jeremiah Tube Gamer my actual username) the thread is the first thing that shows. My parents are going to be so piss off if they see replies on my post.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Next to the "watch"' button there's an icon with three dots click on that and it should show a "delete thread" option. Or you could just PM me your social security and I can do it.

 

[I should be working]

Due to the site being infected by a bout of Mountain Jew Magic, every post has been connected to your lifeforce.
The quickest way to get rid of your post is to jump of the roof of your closest Sky Scraper
That said, this will only work 1 in 20 times, to ensure a higher rate of success you need to perform a perfect backflip on your way down.

 

[Niggernerd]

Saying that reason will ensure it doesn't get deleted. You played yourself ecs dee

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

You're fine. Your parents are already embarrassed that you wank off to children's cartoons, @Jeremiah Tube Gamer.

 

[Jeremiah Tube Gamer]

You're fine. Your parents are already embarrassed that you wank off to children's cartoons, @Jeremiah Tube Gamer.

NO I DON'T! I was looking up Little Einsteins pictures and I ACCIDENTALLY went on a NSFW website that had Little Einsteins images on it!

 

[Jeremiah Tube Gamer]

You're fine. Your parents are already embarrassed that you wank off to children's cartoons, @Jeremiah Tube Gamer.

NOW YOU LOOK AT LITTLE EINSTEINS PORN

Spoiler

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

WTF.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

Try acid washing whatever device you posted it with

 

[Altera the Hun]

Your parents should've beaten you more

 

[AA 102]

NOW YOU LOOK AT LITTLE EINSTEINS PORN

NO I DON'T! I was looking up Little Einsteins pictures and I ACCIDENTALLY went on a NSFW website that had Little Einsteins images on it!

You're not helping your case.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Send me your full name, address, SSN, your mother's maiden name and other password recovery questions and I'll get those posts deleted for you ASAP.

 

[Niggernerd]

NOW YOU LOOK AT LITTLE EINSTEINS PORN
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Is this the start of a new cow?

 

[Jeremiah Tube Gamer]

WTF.

NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE CALLED A LITTLE EINSTEINS PORN WATCHER

 

[Niggernerd]

NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE CALLED A LITTLE EINSTEINS PORN WATCHER
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dude..wtf is wrong with you LMAO. This is the poorest gotcha attempt I've ever seen.

 

[Rokko]

Make an apology video and put it on your channel. Thats it!

 

[Fag Albert]

this is a magical thread.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I'm not the one who has that shit saved.

 

[JM 590]

Never leave us, Jeremiah.

 

[Jeremiah Tube Gamer]

Make an apology video and put it on your channel. Thats it!

I'M NOT MAKING AN APOLOGY VIDEO FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE MEAN TO ME AND YOU ARE GETTING ME IN TROUBLE FOR NOT DELETING MY THREAD